Age verification
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I put my back out getting out of bed.
I put your mom's back out getting into bed.
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No? Ducktales not good enough? Okay, then what about ....
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrorize their neighborhood. But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on every one.
How about Adventures of the Gummi Bears.
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
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Oh it's worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that's insanely inappropiate and overly violent.
Now we weren't racist or anything, it was the early 2000's we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn't think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn't normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn't give a shit at worst.
But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.
No I'm not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It's so bad I wouldn't post it if this were 4chan.
I had a similar experience with the devil went down to Georgia. One of the first mp3s I ever had was a parody version about cannabis. I don't know any of the lyrics to the original but I know that one by heart
JOHNNY ROLL A BALL OF HASH AND MAKE SURE ITS THE BOMB
CAUSE THE DEVILS GOT THE KIND OF STUFF THEY SMOKED IN VIETNAM
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Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.
Moving to the UK I have not been carded once. I look young for nearly 40, if I say so myself. It's much more civilised.
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Moving to the UK I have not been carded once. I look young for nearly 40, if I say so myself. It's much more civilised.
You do realize I'm legally not a woman in UK right?
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I had a similar experience with the devil went down to Georgia. One of the first mp3s I ever had was a parody version about cannabis. I don't know any of the lyrics to the original but I know that one by heart
JOHNNY ROLL A BALL OF HASH AND MAKE SURE ITS THE BOMB
CAUSE THE DEVILS GOT THE KIND OF STUFF THEY SMOKED IN VIETNAM
I think it's called The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
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Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??
I can almost remember and it burns to not quite have it.
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It’s only two minutes, but it still has two verses, the bridge, and the key change for the last chorus. I think they upped the tempo in the new version, so they burn through the song faster.
I was struggling to remember the song and so clicked on your link. It's a surprise to realize it's the updated version. I was thinking for two minutes that I had a really terrible memory. Then I found the original and it's entirely familiar.
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Fine. Tale Spin it is or would you like the Super Mario Bros Super Show theme?
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Yeah the IDs should be the same across the EU except for the background motive
Edit: nvm they're all over the place
wrote last edited by [email protected]In Cypress is everything written in 3 alphabets?
Edit: two alphabets, 3 languages?
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You do realize I'm legally not a woman in UK right?
My trans mom is visiting right now. We're livid about it. This was a conversation about getting carded for beer - if I'm not going to just go insane in this nightmare world you'll have to allow for a little compartmentalisation.
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Here's your beer.
Hol up, did they mimic raising the sword up over their head? If not, you might want a second form of verification
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Every day I've been making!
wrote last edited by [email protected]This is from memory, might be wrong:
D-D-Danger right behind you
There's a stranger right behind you
Nothing to do but grab onto some Duck-tales!
Tales of Derring-Do bad and good luck tales!
Not pony tails or cotton tails, no, DUCK TALES! -
Oh it's worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that's insanely inappropiate and overly violent.
Now we weren't racist or anything, it was the early 2000's we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn't think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn't normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn't give a shit at worst.
But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.
No I'm not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It's so bad I wouldn't post it if this were 4chan.
Racists ruined racist jokes, just like they did with national flags.
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Fine. Tale Spin it is or would you like the Super Mario Bros Super Show theme?
Doyle was the high school star
Everybody thought he'd go real far
But he didn't take a thing from the classes he took
Because he just wasn't interested in his books
I still say "holy cremola" when I'm shocked. People think it's a Batman reference, but I learnt it from Doyle!
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Fine. Star Treck then?
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What if I draw a VGA cable?
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks,
But these two gum shoes are picking up the slack...THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG NO CASE TOO SMALL WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL...
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS (when there's danger) You know it never fails, once they're involves somehow whatevers wrong gets solved!
CH CH CHIP AND DALE'S RESCUE RANGERS!! -
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Even the stuff for alcohol can be excessive. I went to Chicago a while ago and they asked a man with greying hair for ID when he wanted to buy... like... dude, he was clearly over 21.
