Checkmate.
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Aren't there like few dozen(if not 100+) writers for the whole bible?
The joke is that the bible is "the word of god."
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Aren't there like few dozen(if not 100+) writers for the whole bible?
Lol that was my thought but someone already explained it in another comment. That said, maybe there's a signed copy of the Book of Mormon (well, rather the 'transcriber', lol)... or oh oh, or maybe Dianetics. I bet that'd be worth a ton.
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Signed by King James himself!
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"Keep on truckin'"
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Did Donald Trump release this bible?
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Aww shiiit I’m cooked!
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This post being literally right after this one in my feed is hilarious.
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Made in China?
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Aww shiiit I’m cooked!
It’s not too late to undo all the times you jerked off
Wait
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"Keep on truckin'"
“Roll coal, and deport those Mexicans!” - White Jesus
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Did Donald Trump release this bible?
No, that one is wrapped in gold foil and has his signature.
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"Keep on truckin'"
Keep that Amazon garbage moving
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The joke is that the bible is "the word of god."
That's not even textually true, as many books start with "this is X, son of Y, and I'm writing to you". But people are functionally illiterate.
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i have a rare bible signed by Roger Moore, it's worth $150.
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That's not even textually true, as many books start with "this is X, son of Y, and I'm writing to you". But people are functionally illiterate.
But many believe that god was the on really writing and that the person who wrote it down merely served as gods tool
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But many believe that god was the on really writing and that the person who wrote it down merely served as gods tool
wrote last edited by [email protected]I mean, anyone who's spreading a good message is "serving as God's tool"... but people are imperfect and fallible. And the many that believe 'God was writing' books that literally start with "Paul... to the Church of Corinth" or something like that are 'religious' the way I am a physicist because I understand things fall when I drop them, lol. People are intellectually lazy and lead mostly hedonistic lives, what's new.
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I mean, anyone who's spreading a good message is "serving as God's tool"... but people are imperfect and fallible. And the many that believe 'God was writing' books that literally start with "Paul... to the Church of Corinth" or something like that are 'religious' the way I am a physicist because I understand things fall when I drop them, lol. People are intellectually lazy and lead mostly hedonistic lives, what's new.
A poor craftsman . . .
God is obviously shite at tool use.
Probably needed a few more years as an apprentice before he started fucking around with firmaments and stuff.
I mean hacking together a whole human out of cutoffs? Just pony up and order more stock, cheapskate. -
A poor craftsman . . .
God is obviously shite at tool use.
Probably needed a few more years as an apprentice before he started fucking around with firmaments and stuff.
I mean hacking together a whole human out of cutoffs? Just pony up and order more stock, cheapskate.Heretical thoughts are sometimes necessary in the path to enlightenment. I'll allow it.
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That's not even textually true, as many books start with "this is X, son of Y, and I'm writing to you". But people are functionally illiterate.
People? Sometimes. Christians? It seems like a requirement.
