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Hey, that’s not yours!

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    I'll borrow one... And return it by 5pm... Sometime in 2035...

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      Wait, I thought they're free?! Well, I'm not returning them!

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        There's a lot going on here and I kinda want to to know.

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        We were led to believe that the ducks at the park were free.

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          Gotta have intent to permanently deprive for it to be duck theft. Without it it's just a civil issue like tresspass to chattels. Maybe some local statute about abuse/misuse of livestock.

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            How can I return what has already been flushed down the toilet?

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              We were led to believe that the ducks at the park were free.

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              You were apparently misled.

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                I just want to confirm if this bird is real.

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                  You were apparently misled.

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                  I wonder how the dude with the 458 ducks is doing

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                  • bonje@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                    I'll borrow one... And return it by 5pm... Sometime in 2035...

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                    Are you really going to make a duck late for supper?

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                      Wait, I thought they're free?! Well, I'm not returning them!

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                      the elite just want to oppress us

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                        Are you really going to make a duck late for supper?

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                        No the duck will be ready on time for supper.

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