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    Sadly

    position: top;
    

    is not valid css. It should say

    position: absolute;
    bottom: 0px;
    

    Still funny though.

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      Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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      • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

        Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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        Das ist nicht _iel.

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        • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

          Das ist nicht _iel.

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          This is mad_css!!

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            Why is .tree's position relative?

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              If you trim that bush, it'll seem larger

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                Why is .tree's position relative?

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                Needed for the .leaves’ absolute positioning to be relative to the tree, and not relative to the universe.

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                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                  Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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                  Und *Scham

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                  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                    Und *Scham

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                    Scharm ^^

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                      Why is .tree's position relative?

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                      It's so the position: absolute for .leaves works relative to .tree. The implication is that .leaves is a descendant of .tree.

                      position: absolute looks for the nearest ancestor with a set position in order to determine its own positioning context. Otherwise the absolute positioning would basically be relative to the viewport. If the position: relative was missing, the leaves would be against the bottom edge of the image.

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                      edit: I mean .leaves, not .branch

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                        Sadly

                        position: top;
                        

                        is not valid css. It should say

                        position: absolute;
                        bottom: 0px;
                        

                        Still funny though.

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                        Ah, the author fixed it. Good job.

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                          Ah, the author fixed it. Good job.

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                          Thank God, that would’ve eaten me alive

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                          • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                            Needed for the .leaves’ absolute positioning to be relative to the tree, and not relative to the universe.

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                            Damn, I thought you were going to take me out to dinner first

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                            • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]
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                              https://csszengarden.com/

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                                https://csszengarden.com/

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                                Came to say the same. I've never taken it so literally.

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                                  Sadly

                                  position: top;
                                  

                                  is not valid css. It should say

                                  position: absolute;
                                  bottom: 0px;
                                  

                                  Still funny though.

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                                  You design people and your pedantry. > /dev/null for you.

                                  Jk, you're fine.

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                                  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                                    Okay, nun weiß ich wie man Scharmbehaarung programmiert....

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                                    Sprich Angelsächsisch du Hurensohn!

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                                      Sadly

                                      position: top;
                                      

                                      is not valid css. It should say

                                      position: absolute;
                                      bottom: 0px;
                                      

                                      Still funny though.

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                                      The px is making me eyes itch.

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                                        This is mad_css!!

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                                        THIS IS SPARTAAA

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                                        • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                          THIS IS SPARTAAA

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                                          Hach, dachte fast den checkt keiner.

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