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  3. I had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stress

I had only gone in the store to buy something. But when I saw this I took up their offer to relieve some of my stress

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      "Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

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        Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
        "What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?"

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          Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
          "What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?"

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          LOL. It would be my luck to be "serviced" by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth

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            Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
            "What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?"

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            *points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look

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              what kind of staff? I like a good wizard staff personally

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                *points at the sign while silently staring at the old man and giving an him expectant look

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                "Ah, the special. I'll prepare a table with condiments for you immediately, and notify the chef of your hog preferences"

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                  LOL. It would be my luck to be "serviced" by some old pervert with ugly hands. And probably warts in his mouth

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                  I would not be surprised with all the questions you ask.

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                    Gladly. šŸ™‚

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                      Elderly unwashed man with warts on his hands, strolls up
                      "What can I do you for you, young pleasant sir?"

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                      Experienced and ribbed for your pleasure. You dirty old man šŸ˜

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