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    I like the shifted head-circle for the extra oppressive effect.

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      I need the svg for that sign.

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        I had a non-IT boss that used to power off and on an entire rack when one of their VMs acted funny, without notifying anyone. Some of the servers were production. I'm not sure a sign would help and dogs do not like the cold.

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        Send boss a memo of the number of work-hours lost per month due to data loss caused by power-offs.
        Multiply each colleague's lost-work-hours by their salary and sum it all in the end, telling the boss how much that's costing the company.

        You your boss has a boss, CC them to make sure they know the reason for why your boss will be trying to set you up in the future.


        Oh, I just realised the "had".

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          I hope there is someone in the back ready to actually shoot someone and tie up and interrogate any trespassers.

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            wdym may occur?

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              Whatever you do, do not look into the eyes of the pizza delivery person that lives in our serverroom, do not accept their goods. Its a trap.

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              It's a mimic, they have adapted from dungeons into the server room.

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                Are you ready to apologize about what you said about my mother yet? Say what you want about me but my mother did nothing to you and you know an apology is in order.

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                  I hope there is someone in the back ready to actually shoot someone and tie up and interrogate any trespassers.

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                  Yeah the sign might deter the first couple of attempts but you have to be ready to follow through

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                    Whatever you do, do not look into the eyes of the pizza delivery person that lives in our serverroom, do not accept their goods. Its a trap.

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                    Hey listen bucko, I have to go into large data centers once every few days and those places already creep me out. So I would really appreciate it if you stopped putting imagery like this into my head.

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                      Hey listen bucko, I have to go into large data centers once every few days and those places already creep me out. So I would really appreciate it if you stopped putting imagery like this into my head.

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                      You know once you're inside they'll let the other one go free

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                        How to find out if your HR Department has a sense of humor.

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