Concur
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Marry potato?
What for? Some "eat your wife" kink?
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That's why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
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That's why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Or you be the potato fiend!
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Fuck carbs. Happiness comes from salads and meat. And my wife.
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Fuck carbs. Happiness comes from salads and meat. And my wife.
You havenāt had my mashed potatoes though
Itās an additional thing that brings happiness
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Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse
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Starting to understand why my wife married me
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Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse
wrote last edited by [email protected]While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it's usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.
If you'd rather consume the potatoes anally, it's advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.
Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh
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You havenāt had my mashed potatoes though
Itās an additional thing that brings happiness
Case in point, you haven't had his wife either, so I'm on the fence on this one.
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Case in point, you haven't had his wife either, so I'm on the fence on this one.
I propose an experiment...
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and bread! Don't forget eating bread happiness.
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You havenāt had my mashed potatoes though
Itās an additional thing that brings happiness
Tell me you use a ricer.
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Tell me you use a ricer.
Potatoes arenāt rice
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Goated response
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Potato industrial complex propaganda.
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Boil em, mash em, stick em up your arse
I don't think we watched the same movie...
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Starting to understand why my wife married me
are you a potato?
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While you may be able to derive some small amount of nutrition from boiled and mashed potatoes in your rectum, it's usually advisable to consume them through the other end, since starch digestion starts with salivary amylase.
If you'd rather consume the potatoes anally, it's advisable that you find someone to spit into your anus to help the digestive process.
Safety advice: please note that the mouth is lined in stratified squamous epithelium, which is better prepared to handle rough mechanical/chemical/biological stimuli than the simple columnar epithelium of the rectal ampulla. It is therefore advisable to ensure the mashed potatoes are sufficiently cool before uh
ingestingscoopingconsuming.Was fully expecting a hell in the cell ending to this post.
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Tell me you use a ricer.
I can't stand mashed potatoes made with a ricer. All about the mixer.
