im telekinetic with my hands
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I know it's a meme but that puts you ahead of like 50% of people
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I can tell You that most people are miserable.
Have you been watching me?
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I know it's a meme but that puts you ahead of like 50% of people
You sure did not lose the faith in humanity
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Have you been watching me?
wrote last edited by [email protected]I got this feeling
Somebody is watching meee
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You sure did not lose the faith in humanity
Sir, this is a lemmy's.
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Is this a neurotypical meme I'm too too autistic understand?
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I can do it without even looking at or communicating with people! "Hmm, your face feels irritated. Wow, you seem really pissed off now! Anyway, thanks for allowing me to approach the bench, Your Honor..."
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In America right now, this is an actual ability. The red hats are literally sociopaths.
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Sir, this is a lemmy's.
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger?
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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger?
They come in 6 or 12 piece, sir.
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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger?
Alls we got is beans
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I got this feeling
Somebody is watching meee
No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
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I had this happen to me at the club once. A guy obviously read my body language for something I was about to do, and earnestly told his friend that he was psychic while trying to predict me. I played along, pretending I couldn't hear him, and I couldn't stop laughing internally when he got excited saying, "Told you so! I have the gift." It was fun playing up his little fantasy like a reverse magic trick where the one being fooled is the magician. My only regret was not shattering his shit-eating grin after having confirmed his superpowers, but I rest easy thinking one day it's going to backfire on him.
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I can melt an cube with my mind. It just takes a while.
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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger?
Daring today aren't we?
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I can melt an cube with my mind. It just takes a while.
Psshhh, I can use the power of my mind to melt an ice cube in minutes using NUCLEAR FUSION.
I just have to use my mind to pick up and place the cube out in the sun.
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Is this a neurotypical meme I'm too too autistic understand?
I think it's satirizing how many people, usually the kinds of people who believe in essential oils and horoscopes, call themselves things like "empaths" as if it's some kind of magic power to be able to read someone's emotions... a skill that nature imbued in us over millions of years to pick up the most subtle cues of other people's behavior so we can tell if they're a threat or not.
On that same note, I'd like to see one making fun of "pickup artists" who think they have the monopoly on manipulating people using only the powers of their voice and language and lying.
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I can tell You that most people are miserable.
wrote last edited by [email protected]FALSE. Every time I ask someone how they're doing they say "fine" or "okay."
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I think it's satirizing how many people, usually the kinds of people who believe in essential oils and horoscopes, call themselves things like "empaths" as if it's some kind of magic power to be able to read someone's emotions... a skill that nature imbued in us over millions of years to pick up the most subtle cues of other people's behavior so we can tell if they're a threat or not.
On that same note, I'd like to see one making fun of "pickup artists" who think they have the monopoly on manipulating people using only the powers of their voice and language and lying.
My answer is just jking using a meme format, basic emotion reading can be hard for people on the spectrum
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I had this happen to me at the club once. A guy obviously read my body language for something I was about to do, and earnestly told his friend that he was psychic while trying to predict me. I played along, pretending I couldn't hear him, and I couldn't stop laughing internally when he got excited saying, "Told you so! I have the gift." It was fun playing up his little fantasy like a reverse magic trick where the one being fooled is the magician. My only regret was not shattering his shit-eating grin after having confirmed his superpowers, but I rest easy thinking one day it's going to backfire on him.
That guy was just wingmanning you and you didn’t pick up on it.
