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Creating dogs

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  • sirico@feddit.ukS [email protected]

    But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It's Gods will that pugs exist.

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    But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!

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      But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!

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      Hypothetical GOD created the earth 5k years ago, in that case dogs only appear to be tamed wolf, but are really created by god. Besides, if we are allowed magic, anything can be true

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        You wouldn't meet those who wouldn't would you

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        I'll admit to survivor bias in this case.

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        • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

          Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn't get any credit.

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          No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up

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            A cat's tongue has barbs.

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            So does the cat dick

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              No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up

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              Wouldn't that make tomorrow the first Thursday?

              Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart, except on Thursday weirdly enough.

              Time is a flat circle.

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                I've never met a dog who wouldn't willingly make this trade.

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                My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don't think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.

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                  I'll admit to survivor bias in this case.

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                  Biological evolution also suffers from survivor bias. 😉

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                    God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.

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                      This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.

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                        No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up

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                        wake up and, smell the asses..

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