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  • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    Those aren't a choice. Driving a pavement princess 100% is.

    They usually try to justify it with the loose excuse of hauling or towing things, that they do maybe twice a year. It's pathetic.

    The ones that actually get used regularly for their design are obvious, because they're beat up from use. And from my experience, they also tend to be the ones that don't park like this. Likely because backing in means you can't actually load anything in the bed.

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    What does any of that have to do with using "tiny penis" as an insult? The issue the other user has is with the insult itself.

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      I had suspicions when I say the asphalt or whatever it's called...way too flat and prestige for a parking lot. looks very fake

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      Y'all and your AI witch hunt are ridiculous. Just admit that you're easily fooled, can't tell the difference.

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      • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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        If I've learned anything from decades of D&D, the answer is always "rooftop leaps and then drop from above". 🀌🏻

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        • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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          Had to take the hitch off my little convertible. That motherfucker is a TRAP! You will never see it that low, never suspect it's there, then your shin is bleeding out.

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            Make a habit of removing their tow hitches so you can get past.

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            As much as I love this idea, especially the suggestion to place it like a parking ticket, I have less dexterity in my hands than I do in my legs lol

            Maybe I need to befriend a few neighborhood urchins xD

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              Tuck it under the windshield wiper like a parking ticket.

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              Nah that's extra effort that shouldn't be required, especially for anyone with mobility issues. Leaving it in is just asking for it to be stolen anyway. Just put it on the ground right under. Not stolen, just moved out of the way, and they'll inevitably not check and leave it behind. Probably never even notice until they try to use it to tow something again.

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              • blackfeathr@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                I've been using "emotional support vehicle" lately.

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                My buddy uses "gender affirming vehicle" all the time. πŸ˜†

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                  My shins broke just looking at that

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                    4x4 Off-Road

                    Has never seen anything but paved roads its entire life.

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                    can’t help but notice that most of those trunks are empty too

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                      easy way to solve this.

                      100 feet of chain, and 30 locks.

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                      • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        Those aren't a choice. Driving a pavement princess 100% is.

                        They usually try to justify it with the loose excuse of hauling or towing things, that they do maybe twice a year. It's pathetic.

                        The ones that actually get used regularly for their design are obvious, because they're beat up from use. And from my experience, they also tend to be the ones that don't park like this. Likely because backing in means you can't actually load anything in the bed.

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                        I think it's fine for people to get a truck cause they like how it looks

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                          Hmm, I've decided to down vote any post with the "tik tok screenshot"... Fuck that crap!

                          New boost =

                          Fuck TT screens

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                          • elgenzay@lemmy.mlE [email protected]

                            I think it's fine for people to get a truck cause they like how it looks

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                            I think its moronic to drive something that is meant for work and is never used for it. Also, they are far heavier than cars, use more fuel, take up more space and are lethal for pedestrians in an accident.

                            Maybe I should walk around in a suit made of outward pointing knives because it looks cool.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Foot pursuit? This is clearly in America. They just gonna shoot your ass cuz the average cop wouldn't even fit in a corridor that narrow.

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                              Woah there, let's not jump to conclusions! You can't just assume the person they're chasing is black.

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                              • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                Nah that's extra effort that shouldn't be required, especially for anyone with mobility issues. Leaving it in is just asking for it to be stolen anyway. Just put it on the ground right under. Not stolen, just moved out of the way, and they'll inevitably not check and leave it behind. Probably never even notice until they try to use it to tow something again.

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                                I get it, but what's the difference at that point? May as well just start collecting them. Once you get enough, sell em for scrap.

                                Or you could just take the pin. On the odd chance one of these clowns might actually tow something, the towbar would come out when they pull away.

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                                  I get it, but what's the difference at that point? May as well just start collecting them. Once you get enough, sell em for scrap.

                                  Or you could just take the pin. On the odd chance one of these clowns might actually tow something, the towbar would come out when they pull away.

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                                  The difference is effort. Just dropping it over the ground is the least effort to accomplish getting it out of the way to move by. And not going out of your way to put it someplace else. You aren't committing a crime in the process by stealing anything. And they're likely to not check and just leave it there anyway for a punishment later when they notice it missing.

                                  Taking the pin out means it's no longer secure, it could fall out on the highway, damaging an innocent vehicle following at a later date.

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                                    easy way to solve this.

                                    100 feet of chain, and 30 locks.

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                                    Be careful. You might search someone precious TrUcK

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                                      Tie them together!

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                                        Y'all and your AI witch hunt are ridiculous. Just admit that you're easily fooled, can't tell the difference.

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                                        Lol. I encourage you to zoom in and look at the details.

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                                          How are none of these in their spaces?

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