Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid.

[iii@mander.xyz]

Pays 5 EUR

[underpantsweevil@lemmy.world]

This person just needs better parents

[ook@discuss.tchncs.de]

You'd be so lucky

[_druid@sh.itjust.works]

I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn't interested.

[apfelwoischoppen@lemmy.world]

Serial killer type shit.

[okokimup@lemmy.world]

My dog posted this.

[therapygary@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun

[brett@feddit.org]

Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.

[tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world]

Its craigslist.

[crank0271@lemmy.world]

Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.

[programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.

[chillpill@lemmy.world]

No weirdos though

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

This is a red, beige, and green checkered flag.

• wants to chase down people
• is whimsical
• can't make up his mind
• is controlling
• cares about fitness
• not a gym bro

[armoredthirteen@lemmy.zip]

Honestly sounds fun but I'd want to vibe check with a coffee first lol

[_druid@sh.itjust.works]

That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.

[diddlydee@feddit.uk]

Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

[kautau@lemmy.world]

Because of the implication

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

They weren't fast enough

[programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan

[_druid@sh.itjust.works]

I agree, and I let him know that haha