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i'd even go as far as to say that the point of the sacrifice of jesus was to tear up the old testament, so christians have no reason to follow all this old crap.
And yet Jesus himself said to follow the law of Moses until heaven and earth pass away
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Mary was said to be a virgin when she had Jesus. So, that's clearly the first and only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans.
Mary could have had X and Y chromosomes, but then she wouldn't have been able to carry a pregnancy without hormone treatment that didn't exist in those days. So, we know factually that she would have only had X chromosomes (even if she had a abnormality like XXX).
Therefore, baby Jesus only had X chromosomes. This means either Jesus was intersex (ex: XX male) or Jesus was transgender. It's in the bible. QED
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He specifically said he wasn't going to tear it up, right? That he came not to change one "jot or tittle" of the old law, but to "fulfill" it, whatever that means. Never made any sense to me.
it changes so much depending on which book you read too, the apostles had very different opinions
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And yet Jesus himself said to follow the law of Moses until heaven and earth pass away
in some books... depending on how for away from his death you read he seems to have some very different opinions
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Mary was said to be a virgin when she had Jesus. So, that's clearly the first and only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans.
Mary could have had X and Y chromosomes, but then she wouldn't have been able to carry a pregnancy without hormone treatment that didn't exist in those days. So, we know factually that she would have only had X chromosomes (even if she had a abnormality like XXX).
Therefore, baby Jesus only had X chromosomes. This means either Jesus was intersex (ex: XX male) or Jesus was transgender. It's in the bible. QED
Maybe Mary had XY chromosomes but her Y chromosome was nonfunctional due to a mutation, so her body was built and functioning entirely on the X chromosomes instruction set. When the parthenogenesis occurred, the miracle was that the Y chromosome in the fetus spotaneously mutated back into a functional state.
Jesus is just Mary's clone but with a functioning y chromosome :3
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Mary was said to be a virgin when she had Jesus. So, that's clearly the first and only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans.
Mary could have had X and Y chromosomes, but then she wouldn't have been able to carry a pregnancy without hormone treatment that didn't exist in those days. So, we know factually that she would have only had X chromosomes (even if she had a abnormality like XXX).
Therefore, baby Jesus only had X chromosomes. This means either Jesus was intersex (ex: XX male) or Jesus was transgender. It's in the bible. QED
wrote last edited by [email protected]It’s not the only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans, since Jesus is an astrological myth with the same life story as many other mythologies thousands of years earlier, but as a figure of the sun during the age of Pisces. The sun dies for 3 days before rising again in the winter solstice, and Jesus ended the Taurus age in 0 CE and the current age will end in 2150 CE with a guy with a pail of water, or Aquarius.
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If Charlie Kelly can survive an abortion so can Jesus
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Mary was said to be a virgin when she had Jesus. So, that's clearly the first and only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans.
Mary could have had X and Y chromosomes, but then she wouldn't have been able to carry a pregnancy without hormone treatment that didn't exist in those days. So, we know factually that she would have only had X chromosomes (even if she had a abnormality like XXX).
Therefore, baby Jesus only had X chromosomes. This means either Jesus was intersex (ex: XX male) or Jesus was transgender. It's in the bible. QED
You're trying to apply logic to a story where sky daddy stuck a baby that's actually himself in someone.
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Not a far off question, considering that, the only time the bible mentions abortion is how to do it.
It also says life begins at the first breath in multiple places.
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Mary was said to be a virgin when she had Jesus. So, that's clearly the first and only known occurrence of parthenogenesis in humans.
Mary could have had X and Y chromosomes, but then she wouldn't have been able to carry a pregnancy without hormone treatment that didn't exist in those days. So, we know factually that she would have only had X chromosomes (even if she had a abnormality like XXX).
Therefore, baby Jesus only had X chromosomes. This means either Jesus was intersex (ex: XX male) or Jesus was transgender. It's in the bible. QED
I agree, but I'd say Christians would argue that's the miracle.
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It also says life begins at the first breath in multiple places.
It's also just totally made up so it doesn't matter what it says
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Damn I remember this line but can’t for the life of me remember the origin right now.
Futurama s2e5: I Second that Emotion
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It's also just totally made up so it doesn't matter what it says
It matters to the people in the religion, which is why it's relevant to point out their religious text doesn't consider abortion to be murder.
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Plenty of women -- teenage parochial schoolgirls, specifically, get impregnated as virgins when the definition of virgin is not having coital sex or having an intact vaginal corona (hymen). When boys and girls who love each other very much make out and get overly involved, yet their pregnancy concerns (and guilt) keep them from engaging in actual coitus, even a small amount of jizz on her vulva might make their way through the vaginal canal and cause conception.
Plenty of medical doctors have encountered unexpected pregnancy of women who've never had sex and who had intact vaginal coronas.
However at the beginning of the common era, virgin was assumed of any unmarried woman unless known otherwise, and was a shift of property value of the woman to the father or husband. Mary who was unmarried, would be a virgin by default as a young woman. Though her pregnancy is evidence that she isn't a virgin.
Too be fair, in Hellenic culture Zeus raped me was a common excuse when a young woman fooled around without license, and ended up in a family way, and before the era of the Olympian, Poseidon was the one going around having his way with young women. In fact, the classical myths teem with children sired by gods. This isn't new.
