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the seven shits everyone meets

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    Show of hands, who’s shitting little brown raviolis?

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    "Ravioli" is already the plural. The singular is "raviolo."

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      Something's missing between 3 and 4

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      sqrt(10)

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        "Ravioli" is already the plural. The singular is "raviolo."

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        I just realized I've never heard anyone say they're going to eat a raviolo and, for some reason, that sounds funny to me

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          I just realized I've never heard anyone say they're going to eat a raviolo and, for some reason, that sounds funny to me

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          That is because they are akin to Lay's and it is physically impossible to eat just one.

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            Something's missing between 3 and 4

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            Between snac bar and chocolate snake.

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              Used to be a 7 back when I drank and had awful diet, now I'm between 3 and 4, closest to 4 🥳

              You're welcome for this very necessary and welcome insight into the contents of my toilet.

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                Tag yourself

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                  This could be a chocolate selection.

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                  The shitman sampler or something

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                    Who's out there pinching off different spaghetti types

                    Feels more like an achievement list.

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                      I've heard tell legends of a rarely seen 8th form.

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                        Used to be a 7 back when I drank and had awful diet, now I'm between 3 and 4, closest to 4 🥳

                        You're welcome for this very necessary and welcome insight into the contents of my toilet.

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                        Same ish. I'm pretty sure I was the mythical 8 the night I decided to eat most of a dominos meat lovers pizza as my first meal after getting home from getting my gallbladder removed. I stayed a 7 on and off for most of a year until my body got used to not having a bile sac anymore. But now I am once again rocking an even split between 3 and 4.

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                          Interesting content from a shitposter.

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                            Tag yourself

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                            Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7

                            After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎

                            #IBSlife

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                              One sphincter to rule them all

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                                Shitposting!

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                                  Im not saying i wouldnt be happy if this marked nsfw because scrolling on a bus in public and lemmy pops up with literal shit on your screen is not fun.

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                                    Im not saying i wouldnt be happy if this marked nsfw because scrolling on a bus in public and lemmy pops up with literal shit on your screen is not fun.

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                                    I wish i could have marked it nsfb

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                                      Also known as the Bristool scale in the field

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