You're drunk at the arcade while your husband plays dancing games. What do you do while you wait?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Drink more.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
They got pinball? I'll play some pinball.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Drink more then go play some racing games. They are far more hilarious when drunk.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Tease him enough to distract him.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Of course, drink more, but also, QBert. Fucking love me some QBert.
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They got pinball? I'll play some pinball.
Pinball is the best answer.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
What other games are there in the arcade?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Is there a Simpsons or X-Men machine from the 90s?
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Are you kidding? The only thing more busted than that machine are his MOVES! I'm drinking until I get the warm fuzzy tingly fluttery feeling in my chest and then I'm gonna watch him so much more intently...
And I'm gonna be cheering for him and making catcalls at him the whole time :3
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I am 100% making fun of him and/or clapping deliberately off-beat
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
If I’m not interested in being at the arcade, I’ll just be a drunken idiot and start harassing everyone. I’ll act as if I’ve just had a half a bottle of vodka. Eventually, my husband notices that it’s time to go home.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
Play Tapper while drinking!!!
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Clapping off-beat is the kind of low key, mischievous evil that I can fully support
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If I’m not interested in being at the arcade, I’ll just be a drunken idiot and start harassing everyone. I’ll act as if I’ve just had a half a bottle of vodka. Eventually, my husband notices that it’s time to go home.
Name checks out.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Tell him that I want two hundred dollars in either tokens, quarters, or credits (whatever the machine takes) or I expose this loveless sham of a marriage. I'm then going to fuck off to play Galaga and Centipede.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I suggest you find a game to play
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Is there a Simpsons or X-Men machine from the 90s?
Don't forget TMNT!
COWA BUNGA!
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I would totally join in the dancing game with my wife unless she said no, since I'm terrible at them. If so, then I would probably play retro fighting games or anything else that catches my eye.
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The machine is kinda busted so you can't play with him. Drinking more is an option.
I ponder my timeline and how drunk I must be to now have a husband while trying to be supportive.
