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The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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    i want to crack 5th one

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      That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn't emerge from the womb 6'1" with an MBA.

      Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said "uh-hhuhuh, she's totally legal"?

      Same logic applies.

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      I don't think having sex with frozen embryo goop should be a crime though.

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        I like the 8800 year old 😆

        Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow

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          I don't think having sex with frozen embryo goop should be a crime though.

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          If that embyo goop isn't your property, it should be.

          And if you've broken into the fertility clinic, that's definitely a crime.

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            This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

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            She looks like a meerkat.

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            • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

              Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

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              Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.

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                or the Alien?

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                Or Klinger?

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                  Damn it, Princess Georg

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                  • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                    Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

                    Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.

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                    they didn't want to model a mermaid wheelchair for her to go around on the other land-based worlds

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                      Or Klinger?

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                      Worth the wait.

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                      • j4k3@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                        What is creepy about it? The entire story is really about Alice discovering rules and how she likes them so much. That is very much the world of an 8 year old. Not to mention all of the fanciful characters and tropes that were dreamed up.

                        There are many academic critiques and studies of the work. It is also central to Open AI's QKV layers model alignment training. The story is the primary catalyst for creative randomness in terms of internal model thinking in both LLMs and embedding models used in image diffusion. For instance, all of the mechanisms that Alice used to become bigger and smaller are present in diffusion AI models with the caveat that no real person place or thing is present in the prompt. One does not need to bring up the detailed context of the story if one prompts the element with good specificity. A far easier method to play with is to prompt the queen of hearts or Alice as a character in an image using just a foundational base model. It should be quite clear how these images are a bit different in many ways. Those differences are not random and they are persistent across all models. Literary nonsense is the actual randomness that shows up in background objects and clothing in images. Prompting against the abstraction of genre is far more effective than attempting to describe your own details in the prompt with specificity.

                        In literature in general, Carroll's work is the holotype for a genre. Analysing the work speaks to the human experience on many levels. The work has long been appreciated by all ages. So I am a bit baffled about what you find creepy about age in any context such as this. Like what kind of assumptions do you possibly feel grounded in here?

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                        I don't understand what you wrote. Please explain like I've not take a literature class since high school. (I read, but mostly for fun or computer tech information, which is also for fun.)

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                          Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?

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                          ...next?

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                            Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.

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                            she's mature for her age

                            1000001906

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                              Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

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                              Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.

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                                IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.

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                                Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. Estimates put her at around 10 or 11 when John Smith arrived. Some people say he was romantically involved with her, but others believe he played that part up to keep her from getting killed by other settlers. Those people say she was simply a translator and ambassador for several years, since she was able to learn English relatively quickly. She was ~16-17 when she was taken hostage, forcibly baptized, and married off to a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later, around the age of 20 or 21.

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                                • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                  Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

                                  Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.

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                                  I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.

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                                    By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.

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                                    By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.

                                    All hail Disney Princess Sally!

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                                    • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                      By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.

                                      All hail Disney Princess Sally!

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                                      I'm ok with this. 😊

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                                      • dreaming_novaling@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                                        Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

                                        Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.

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                                        She would die if she's being kept like the other princess.

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                                          Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.

                                          Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?

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