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The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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  • N [email protected]

    I like the 8800 year old 😆

    Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow

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    Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?

    That's one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.

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      Oof, yeah, that's definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.

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      Now I wonder, there are most certainly no such protections in place if an underage person goes into coma for long enough that their physical body is aged 18+. Wouldn't your mind have experienced only very little development through that time, though?

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        I didn't realize Mulan was a child soldier until now.

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        • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

          the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people

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          Idk, I think it's worse that they not only white washed consent into it, but her age in the first place.

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          • O [email protected]

            Now I wonder, there are most certainly no such protections in place if an underage person goes into coma for long enough that their physical body is aged 18+. Wouldn't your mind have experienced only very little development through that time, though?

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            The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.

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            • W [email protected]

              Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?

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              Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white

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                Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?

                That's one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.

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                #97

                Well yeah, rings of power is corporate fanfiction, it's not the galadriel JRRT wrote

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                • B [email protected]

                  😄 that's actually funny. Keep it up, ignore the people that don't understand satire and downvote.

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                  #98

                  How can everyone miss the shitpost in the shitposting community. Seeing all the downvotes is so funny

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                  • N [email protected]

                    The median is a statistical fact that can be used by humans in both good and bad ways. Lots of data can be made to look lots of different ways in the hands of different people.

                    That's why teaching critical thinking (not just the skills but the importance and value) is paramount. People need to understand what they're looking at. Because sometimes you want the mean, other times you want the median, and if you can't even understand when you might want one or the other or both for different reasons then you can be led around by the nose with either.

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                    You fell for the shitpost

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                    • O [email protected]

                      How can everyone miss the shitpost in the shitposting community. Seeing all the downvotes is so funny

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                      #100

                      That's because there's always someone bringing politics into casual conversations and it's tiresome. Yes the world is fucked, most of us here are well aware. Let us enjoy some escapism every now and then, maybe.

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                        How is Pocahontas only 18 and that bottom left one already 19?

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                          #102

                          I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

                          Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.

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                          • M [email protected]

                            How is Pocahontas only 18 and that bottom left one already 19?

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                            Bottom left is Tiana, from Princess and the Frog. They definitely choose a frame where her head is rounder than normal...

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                            • N [email protected]

                              That's because there's always someone bringing politics into casual conversations and it's tiresome. Yes the world is fucked, most of us here are well aware. Let us enjoy some escapism every now and then, maybe.

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                              It is a joke in a joke sub. Take a break from the news if random shitposts are triggering you

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                              • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

                                Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

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                                Probably legal where she's from. 🤢

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                                  #106

                                  This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.

                                  Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn't be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.

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                                  • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                    A perfect example of why median exists

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                                    #107

                                    Percentile gang, let's go! 😎

                                    The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.

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                                    • O [email protected]

                                      I think you mean Treasure Planet.

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                                      yup definitely meant that one

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                                      • O [email protected]

                                        It is a joke in a joke sub. Take a break from the news if random shitposts are triggering you

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                                        Seeing your relatively high involvement in defending a simple "joke", I'd say you're more triggered than the ones down voting, but whatever, you do you.

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                                        • N [email protected]

                                          That's because there's always someone bringing politics into casual conversations and it's tiresome. Yes the world is fucked, most of us here are well aware. Let us enjoy some escapism every now and then, maybe.

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                                          Let us enjoy some escapism every now and then, maybe.

                                          I'd like only escapism please,
                                          even escapism is political of course,
                                          because everything is political anyway,
                                          but as long as you don't look up it's fine !

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