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    To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

    That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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    if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

    I had a teacher whose building was set on fire by a crazy person. The firemen banged on his door at 2am and told him to evacuate as he was (he lived just below the arsonist)

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      Well, it's pajamas day, not "wear what you do to bed day".

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      • B [email protected]

        Probably best to stop letting the pig in the bed, too.

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/george-and-max-a-love-story-made-in-hollywood-427257.html

        Occasionally, all that squealing can come in handy, like the early morning hours of 16 January 1994, when the Northridge earthquake shook most of Los Angeles, prompting shortlived but very real fears that the Big One had struck.

        ...

        Max was in bed with me and woke up minutes before it happened. And I was yelling at him for waking me up, when everything just exploded. So, I'm naked with Max, and running ... because I'm in a house on a hill, and if it's going down I want to be up on the street, dodging the next house.

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        Sounds like I should get a bed pig.

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        • D [email protected]

          To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

          That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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          I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options...

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            I live in a part of the world where going outside in you pajamas means you could die anyways? Should I wear a jacket to bed and just die of heat exhaustion, instead? If only there were other options...

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            In my comment i mean i am afraid to have a fire and leave the house naked not because i would be cold, but because i would be butt naked on the street

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            • D [email protected]

              I rather sleep comfortable for the 99.9% where there isn't a fire than be inconvenienced that one time that may never happen.

              Now early package delivery? The number of times I've received my package on an early Saturday with by dick swinging in a bath robe is probably way too high. But they don't know that!

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              Hm never thought of a robe, that's a good fast way to be covered.

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                How often has this happend to you?

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                Lol never, it's an anxiety thought of mine, including other similar scenarios.

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                • E [email protected]

                  There was another post that also raised my eyebrow for similar reasons. They were agonizing about what to wear to bed but still be ready to cover up quickly. My answer is the same: a robe. This is a solved issue! Need something to wear to breakfast, but family or friends are over? Robe. Wear sexy/non-traditional/nothing/butt-plug/whatever? Robe. Man/woman/child/other: robe.

                  Whether it's on a hanger or wadded up, it probably takes about 10 seconds to throw on in an emergency. If someone is that paranoid about being immodest while saving their life, keep it hanging on the front door. You could grab it as you ran out the door and it would literally take no extra time. Sure, in the most urgent fire, etc my bare ass might be out for less than a minute while I put it on across the street, but that's in the worst-case scenario...

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                  Need to get me a robe!

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                  • bluelinebae@midwest.socialB [email protected]

                    Here's the thing... When you're neurodivergent and any clothing you wear to bed will twist and wrinkle and keep you awake every night, you have to weigh the quality of sleep every night vs the rare instance of an emergency. I choose sleep. But I also have a robe next to my bed.

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                    I feel dumb reading this comment, I struggle every night getting my shirt in a comfortable position including the multiple wake up and tosses and turns.

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                      wtf is pajama day?

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                      thanks I would also like to know

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                        I now imagine people training wake up.

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                        It's not totally unheard of. Firefighters do it. I imagine back in the day when doctors lived at hospitals (does this still happen?) they did it, too. People who do live in caregiving often practice waking up routines in case of emergency.

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                          To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                          That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                          Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.

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                          • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                            Never understood naked sleepers

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                            It's sterile and I like the taste.

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                              I need to remove more than my clothing to be naked.

                              Here's why: I fainted once in the hospital, while I was drying off after a shower, and when I woke up I was surrounded by cute nurses I'd been flirting with all month. They were kind enough to give me a towel for dignity.

                              This is not the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in this hospital, but this was the first big one.

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                              • D [email protected]

                                To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                                That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                                I know where my towel is.

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                                • not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.caN [email protected]

                                  Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.

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                                  Yeah, realistically, what household doesn't have a few extra blankets lying around? If I awake to my neighbor's house on fire, and them standing naked in the yard, the least I can do is hand them a blanket to wrap themselves in. And that's one of the few situations where being completely naked in public is perfectly socially acceptable.

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                                    How often has this happend to you?

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                                    Twice but I live in firesville

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                                      That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                                      In the summer I may as well catch on fire if I sleep in clothes. A fire preventing me from getting dressed is just a good excuse to not have to wear them outside for once. In winter when I'm happy to wear clothes I wear them in bed too.

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                                        To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?

                                        That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.

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                                        Usually pants are very close to my bed, even if I evacuated nude, taking some basic clothing with me wouldn’t be a big deal, I also wear pants in no time. Countless times I woke to like parcel delivery and had to dress up quickly, it’s not a big deal

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