What are your favorite one-liners from Harry Potter?

[icystar@lemmy.cif.su]

Never seen or read harry potter.

Always looked lame to me.

[m33@lemmy.zip]

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

[sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz]

I have a theory that Lilly screaming Harry is actually an orgasmic live birth whilst Mr. Smith from the Matrix tented his fingers and trousers behind the scenes in the private Director's box "surveying" it all thru his horn-rim shades, his breathing shallow yet conspicuous and hauntint like that of a dementor

[thisisamanwhoknowshowtogling@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Luke, I am your Father!

Darth Vader never actually said that in any of the Harry Potter movies or books

[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

Ye'r a Jedi, Harry

[iii@mander.xyz]

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

[steeznson@lemmy.world]

Do you know what they call a big mac in Amsterdam?

[sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz]

happy cake day, bébé . You've tanned...

[mimicjar@lemmy.world]

Not my daughter, you bitch!

It's a great character moment for the Weasley matriarch.

[roofuskit@lemmy.world]

When the villain billionaire stomps on a minority and says "I love it when a plan comes together."

[witchfire@lemmy.world]

"This series has been canceled"

[frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world]

When Harry Potter looked straight at the camera and said "It's Potterin' Time" and Pottered all over the place

[sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz]

That did happened