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  • daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

    Sorry, if im smoking crack I strip down to my undies and cover my self in butter. That's just the way it is.

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    With the price of butter these days I think I would use rapeseed oil instead. Much cheaper to cover myself in.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      "Say, how is it that we got socialized medicine but me teeth still look like this?"

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      Socialised healthcare means they work and you aren't left in pain. If you want them to look pretty go and fork out for private treatment.

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        What myth?

        UK gets free dental care through the NHS. Just not aesthetics.

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        Not completely true. Children get free care through the NHS. So do some other groups of people, often people on benefits can but not all benefits IIRC. NHS dentist availability is a growing issue here too.

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          Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.

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          If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?

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            With the price of butter these days I think I would use rapeseed oil instead. Much cheaper to cover myself in.

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            That might be ok for you but I have standards.

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            • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

              Ok so here's the thing: If America lost the war, America would likely be akin to Australia. The UK used it's North American colonies like they did Australia (that is, a place to transport convicts) so you'd basically be like Australia in that regard. You'd likely be like...cold weather Aussies.

              Also:

              • Australia would be...different? Maybe Dutch?
              • We might not have had a French Revolution, or it may have been different, because a lot of the ideas from the American Revolution inspired the French Revolution.
              • Since the French Revolution have rise to the idea of the modern nation state and Napoleon, we'd not have a lot of countries.
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              cold weather Aussies.

              looks at Canadians

              Huh.

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                cold weather Aussies.

                looks at Canadians

                Huh.

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                looks at Canadians

                you mean i could have socialized healthcare, weed, and california weather? FUCK YOU BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH YOU SHOULD HAVE TRAITORED HARDER

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                  Jokes aside, as an American, I wish the US had lost the revolutionary war. Commonwealth territories ended up with socialized healthcare, a far better democracy, and far better labor rights, while the US ended up with fascist oligarchy. No thanks. I'd gladly trade my coffee for tea if it means I get a real democracy instead of a fascist oligarchy

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                  As a white american*

                  See: British rule over India

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                    I wish the British won the revolutionary war

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                      Could you imagine the teeth of an English methhead?

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                      The UK has free Healthcare and better quality of life so I'm pretty sure their teeth are better than most americans

                      Logically when you think of it this way that bullshit excuse of a derogatory assumption made by anericans goes out the window

                      americans lack education about the world outside of america and are so narcissistic and think they're better than everyone else that they don't even bother to try and learn about the outside world and when they do learn of the outside world and other countries having better quality of life than them they make up bullshit mental gymnastics and deny reality because they can't accept that

                      So no your bullshit derogatory misinformed opinion is simply not true and is just a stereotype because you americans like to bully other countries like the schoolyard bully that likes to pick on others

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                      • daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                        Don't quote me on this but America winning the war played a big part in the spread of democracy around the globe. If they hadn't, its not clear the monarchy would have ever fallen.

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                        It is a prevailing myth, but personally I am not sure I believe it. I don't know if it is based on anything.

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                        • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                          The UK has free Healthcare and better quality of life so I'm pretty sure their teeth are better than most americans

                          Logically when you think of it this way that bullshit excuse of a derogatory assumption made by anericans goes out the window

                          americans lack education about the world outside of america and are so narcissistic and think they're better than everyone else that they don't even bother to try and learn about the outside world and when they do learn of the outside world and other countries having better quality of life than them they make up bullshit mental gymnastics and deny reality because they can't accept that

                          So no your bullshit derogatory misinformed opinion is simply not true and is just a stereotype because you americans like to bully other countries like the schoolyard bully that likes to pick on others

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                          It’s not that we think we’re better than everyone else it’s that we know we are.

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                            I wish the British won the revolutionary war

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                            I wish I remembered which episode that Dennis and Mac were dressed like this.

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                            • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                              cold weather Aussies.

                              looks at Canadians

                              Huh.

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                              Nah you're like Polite Americans. You haven't got the daredevil chilled out "Australia" energy.

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                                Nah you're like Polite Americans. You haven't got the daredevil chilled out "Australia" energy.

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                                Well yeah no, 'cause it's cold here eh?

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                                  I'm black and most British territories didn't outlaw slavery until the next centruy so no thanks...

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                                  • cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                    Well yeah no, 'cause it's cold here eh?

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                                    I mean it's cold in New Zealand and they invented Bungee Jumping.

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                                    • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                                      "Say, how is it that we got socialized medicine but me teeth still look like this?"

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                                      I'll raise you

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        It’s not that we think we’re better than everyone else it’s that we know we are.

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                                        Yeah, let’s see how that works out for the oligarchs in Russia. Don’t stand near any windows dip ass

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                                          I'm black and most British territories didn't outlaw slavery until the next centruy so no thanks...

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                                          Agreed, it wasn't soon enough, but they did abolish it thirty years before the US fought a war to get it done.

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