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Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer

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  • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

    Anything and everything to hurt Americans.

    Hey guys. If I described to you an entity that did nothing but harm average Americans, would you consider that entity to be an enemy of the United States of America?

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    Don’t worry, maga americans will find some mind bending justification for this. They are a cult.

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    • darkfuture@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      Anything and everything to hurt Americans.

      Hey guys. If I described to you an entity that did nothing but harm average Americans, would you consider that entity to be an enemy of the United States of America?

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      Yeah, but, hear me out....what if I told you you're now allowed to be openly racist?

      And openly transphobic? Would that sweeten the pot?

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      • lumidaub@feddit.orgL [email protected]

        Yep. That sounds about right in the year of Our Lord Yog Sothoth 2025 in the planet's richest country.

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        They seem much more like worshippers of the Black Goat of the Woods.

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          FREE Tax filing is SOCIALISM!

          -People who SUPPORT Trump's Government buying a Stake in Intel!

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          Buying a stake in Intel is not socialism. It's state capitalism.

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          • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

            There's still "IRS Free File", which is a different thing where you have to go through a middle man to get it while they try their damndest to "upgrade" you to the paid version. And presumably they got some kind of money from the US gov either way.

            Direct File was a sane program that cut them out and let people file their taxes completely directly. The leeches lobbied against it.

            Sigh. I used Direct File last year and it was great. Back to FreeTaxUSA I guess. The least shitty option I'm aware of.

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            Freetaxusa is the GOAT for filing. Have all my shit saved on a NAS and it's so easy.

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            • C [email protected]

              Yeah, but, hear me out....what if I told you you're now allowed to be openly racist?

              And openly transphobic? Would that sweeten the pot?

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              And bail you out for treason?

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              • C [email protected]

                Yeah, but, hear me out....what if I told you you're now allowed to be openly racist?

                And openly transphobic? Would that sweeten the pot?

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                That depends, can I cosplay as military and send browns to concentration camps too? For more than I currently make as with a Bachelor's degree and over 10 years experience?

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                • T [email protected]

                  Buying a stake in Intel is not socialism. It's state capitalism.

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                  It’s corporate socialism later, when the government bails them out.

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                  • T [email protected]

                    Why the fuck are any of us paying for this‽

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                    Edit: I misread your comment and it made my joke nonsense instead of just stupid.

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                    • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]
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                      My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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                      • H [email protected]

                        Don’t worry, maga americans will find some mind bending justification for this. They are a cult.

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                        It’s pretty open. Step 1 is make income tax as painful as possible, step 2 is get rid of it in favour of tarrifs and other regressive revenue generating fees. And MAGA was already convinced that progressive taxation helped people they want hurt.

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                        • T [email protected]

                          Why the fuck are any of us paying for this‽

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                          Because at least one of:

                          You literally cannot imagine any otyer arrangement of human organization. Blame being ground down by The Horrors, the death f humanities education, or just you sucking. Whatever causes it, you can only imagine begging the manchildren in washington to be less mean.

                          You think laws are magic spells

                          You are afraid of men with guns who are the state. You don't have enough solidarity with your neighbors to believe you can fight rhem.

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                          • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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                            What prices did he lower? I thought you guys were having a pandemic and that he was riding on Obama's economy.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              That depends, can I cosplay as military and send browns to concentration camps too? For more than I currently make as with a Bachelor's degree and over 10 years experience?

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                              Ew. Unless your bachelor's is from a for-profit university or a Bible college, that's going to set you back.

                              Best I can do is for you to LARP as a 2A activist. No pay but you get to feel like you're one of the special ones. At least until we don't need you anymore.

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                              • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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                                Fuck your dad.

                                No offense.

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                                • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]
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                                  I managed to get to use this last year before Cheeto Mussolini got rid of it. It was simple, straight-forward and free for the basic filings. Of course that fucking twat waffle would get rid of it.

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                                  • L [email protected]

                                    What prices did he lower? I thought you guys were having a pandemic and that he was riding on Obama's economy.

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                                    I wouldn't know cause I was 12 when he first got elected, too busy playing my PS3 and talking with my friends on Google+ to check the current state of the economy.

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                                      Trump supporters have a similar brain structure to moths. they see a light (Trump saying something), doesn't matter what it is or if it's attached to something that'll kill them, they'll flock and rave to it regardless

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Fuck your dad.

                                        No offense.

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                                        I don't really blame my Dad for it, he's in a pretty bad spot money-wise. He has to support him, my stepmom, my sister, my two stepsisters PLUS the newborn twins one of them just had, my little brother, my cousin that lives with us, two dogs, a turtle, AND myself whenever I come over. We had so many people living with us at one point he had to set up some new walls and doors in what used to be my little brothers toy room to turn it into two separate bedrooms.

                                        He voted for Trump entirely because of his belief that if he became president again, we would be as financially stable as we were when he was first president. Back when we could afford going on a camping trip twice a year, back when our fridge was regularly stocked with ingredients to make our own lunches, back when he could afford to buy a whole 200$ game console for my birthday, ect. That hasn't ended up happening and every time I get a glimpse at the news he's not any closer to doing that. If my Dad was ever a "Trump supporter" I doubt he is now.

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                                        • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]
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                                          FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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