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    I have a BMW and I use my turn signals! There are dozens of us!

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      Its a stereotype: BMW drivers supposedly tend to not use their turn signals in instances when they should, which can make them less predictable on the road which can be very dangerous.

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      Which has led to a bunch of jokes about it.

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      • etal@lemmy.dbzer0.comE [email protected]

        I used to ride a motor bike and BMW divers are the reason I sold it. So many of them don't care about anyone beyond the range of their own knuckles.

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        Every driver in China is like that. The popular consensus seems to be if other drivers know what you plan to do, they will use it against you.

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          490k views? Obviously not being viewed by the BMW drivers in my area.

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          • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

            2013 was plenty dire. We had Ted Cruz's friends in the House trying to dismember social security and medicare while Obama kept explaining away why we needed more troops in Afghanistan and fewer labor organizers in Ohio.

            The '08 Housing Crisis was still echoing through the US, the economy was stalling in the face of Congressional austerity, and people ringing the big "Climate Change is coming for us" dinner bell were once again getting told to shut up so we wouldn't scare away moderate republican voters in the 2014 midterms. Israel and Gaza had broken out into a brief shooting war, the recently-debunked Lancet "Vaccination-Autism" study was gaining traction among reactionary politicians, Jeffry Epstein was hanging out with Bill Gates on Palm Beach, and a fresh-faced NYC landlord with political aspirations was all over FOX News saying how he was on the verge of uncovering Obama's real birth certificate.

            The fuse was lit. We were all just in the fucking around phase, rather than the finding out part. Extremely dire situation.

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            Top quality comment right here. Way to hit on so many disparate yet crucial historical events. I’d read a history book this person wrote.

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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              When does the Telsa version of this video drop?

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                My hubby drives a bmw and every time he uses his turn signals I point out that he is confusing other drivers

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                Consistency is important.

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                  490k views? Obviously not being viewed by the BMW drivers in my area.

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                  They missed the signal.

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                  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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                    I almost got in an accident with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled. There's no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

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                      Every driver in China is like that. The popular consensus seems to be if other drivers know what you plan to do, they will use it against you.

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                      Bro this is applicable EVERYWHERE 😂

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                        No.if im going at the speed limit I shouldn't have to let anyone pass. Specially those assholes who instead of blinking and waiting take their overcompensating weapon-truck and drive illegally close to me.

                        I like driving on the left lane because otherwise I just have to keep changing laws to overtake those NOT going at the speed limit. If you want to out everyone at risk, don't get demanding

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                        Oh, you're that very special person. Just watching people pass you on the right like a moderately stoned bovine.

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                          Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn't click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.

                          German engineering can suck my fucking balls.

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                            Owned a BMW 320i for 8 years.

                            I had no idea it could do that...

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                              429k views

                              (X) Doubt

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                              • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                When does the Telsa version of this video drop?

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                                It's scheduled to be filmed just after the salute tutorial is released.

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                                  When does the Telsa version of this video drop?

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                                  I can't even blame Tesla drivers for not blinking, it's awfully designed... it'll stay blinking for too long, then if you try to turn it off by putting it a bit in the opposite direction, now you're blinking that way instead.

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                                    I did not know about soft turn signals until I saw this post.

                                    I question why this feature exists. Drivers should be aiming to signal 10 seconds ahead. When making a lane change or turn, you should be keeping your signal on until the maneuver is completed. I can't think of a circumstance where 3 blinks is enough. 1 blink looks more like a mistaken signal.

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                                    Ten seconds of signaling is insane. If you have the room, put on the blinker, change lanes safely, then turn it off.

                                    That's nearly a quarter mile at freeway speed and more than an average block in the city. You might as well just keep it on the entire time you're driving since nobody will know what you're signaling.

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                                      Coward! Enable the comments.

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                                        Oh, you're that very special person. Just watching people pass you on the right like a moderately stoned bovine.

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                                        Whatever. The assholes that go over the speed limit and push me to move are not moving for anyone else ever. So why should we move for them? How can I be the asshole for not being a pushover? It's like asking someone to forgive a bully. Bullies get the bully treatment. I've got nothing to lose. You are risking my life either way. But if I can see you lass me on the right overagitaded and furious that you had to move when you were speeding, then I've won

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                                          No.if im going at the speed limit I shouldn't have to let anyone pass. Specially those assholes who instead of blinking and waiting take their overcompensating weapon-truck and drive illegally close to me.

                                          I like driving on the left lane because otherwise I just have to keep changing laws to overtake those NOT going at the speed limit. If you want to out everyone at risk, don't get demanding

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                                          drive illegally close to me

                                          They complain, while driving illegally on the left...

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