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Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus

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    I at least split it into categories like Spaghetti and Macaroni.

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    And what's a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?

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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zoneO [email protected]

      Ah yes the totally evil thing known as carbs, which can be broken down into 3 main types. Those being fiber (which you need to actually digest any food period), starches (which break down into the next category), and sugars (which is what powers your fucking body)!

      Fats are like carbs and not inherently evil, it’s food it does not care for your human sense of morals. Which sense you brought up meat and cheese, yes those do have the more unhealthy saturated fats it is still fine to eat those in moderation. Both carry protein which actually makes you feel more full compared with other nutrients. So they these fatty foods can actually help you lose weight if you eat them.

      Remember food doesn’t give a shit, it’s neither good nor evil and if you want to lose weight it’s best to eat reasonable portions of whatever makes you happy. As long as you run a calorie deficit then you can eat junk food and still lose weight.

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      Thanks for bringing scientific explanations to a joke about a lack of artisanal subtlety in a cuisine. The original statement was about over reliance on easily delicious things instead of vision and ingenuity. Not sure how differentiating between starches and fibers suddenly adds innovative herb combinations and laborious cooking techniques.

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      • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Compared to other cuisines, Italian is trash tier; not because it's not delicious, but because it just relies on cheese, fat, meat and carbs.

        "Oh wow, this pasta sauce is so good" yea, it's made of cream, cheese and bacon, how was it going to taste, healthy?

        Compare that to french cuisine where they put a bird inside the bladder of a livestock animal with wine and a billion native herbs, and steam it in that for 40 hours, where you actually have to have skill to make a culinary tradition.

        Although Joël Robuchon can fuck off with his 50% butter 50% potato mashed patatos. No shit it tastes better than at home you prick, you might as well just put butter on a plate.

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        Tomatoes?

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        • dmmacniel@feddit.orgD [email protected]

          Tomatoes?

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          That's post Colombian exchange, doesn't count 🤪

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            And what's a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?

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            You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.

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            • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Thanks for bringing scientific explanations to a joke about a lack of artisanal subtlety in a cuisine. The original statement was about over reliance on easily delicious things instead of vision and ingenuity. Not sure how differentiating between starches and fibers suddenly adds innovative herb combinations and laborious cooking techniques.

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              Your honor, the joke wasn’t funny and it was a good opportunity to put useful info out there.

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                My wife calls them "noods"(nudes). "Can you grab the pool noods? We're having sketti tonight."

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                Growing up, my dad would always pronounce it "pasketti", and he'd elaborate by saying "I can't pronounce spaghetti, so I have to say pasketti"

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                  Gnocchis isn't pastas it's potatos

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                    Chocolate flavored hummus is actually pretty great. Makes a great dessert dip.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      I at least split it into categories like Spaghetti and Macaroni.

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                      Which category do you place bucatini in?

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                        Which category do you place bucatini in?

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                        Spaghetti. Once cooked and with sauce and protein most people might not even notice the difference.

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                          Spaghetti. Once cooked and with sauce and protein most people might not even notice the difference.

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                          Oh I definitely notice. When I try to suck up the buccatini like it's spaghetti it'll make some disguting mouth noises and I'm left with full lungs and half a mouthful of pasta dangling out of my mouth.

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                            This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

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                              And what's a Farfalle? Or is this a cheeky sex joke?

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                              It's a race in Final Fantasy XIV.

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                                both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmv

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.

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                                  That's actually simple. Lasagne is a plane spaghetti.

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                                    I must disagree. (not biased btw)

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                                      That's actually simple. Lasagne is a plane spaghetti.

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                                      I might even motion to have Lasagna classified as either a loaf or a hot dish instead of including it as a pasta at all.

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                                        I must disagree. (not biased btw)

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                                        Let's put ketchup on pannacotta

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