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    I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

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    Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

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      FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

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        Dude, they have ear tags and/or brands on their skin.

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          FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

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          It's also a password manager that is completely local.

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            She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

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            • M [email protected]

              Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

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              Mmmmm....friendburger

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              • M [email protected]

                Get help, there's sure to be a local depression hotline.

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                Is anything in my comment inaccurate?

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                • M [email protected]

                  She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

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                  Mmm milk.

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                  • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                    She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

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                    Polled cattle are a thing.

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                      Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

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                      https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/51525881

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                      • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                        She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

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                        Not necessarily. It is possible to breed cows that do not grow horns.

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                          FYI everyone, you can install an authenticator app (like KeePassXC) on your laptop, so you don't need to use your phone.

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                          Wouldn't recommend putting your MFA in your password manager. You'd only have one attack entry point.

                          The point of MFA is that you have multiple, so if one ever gets breached, they still wouldn't be able to get into your accounts.

                          Now, if they can get into your password manager, it is over.

                          Though keepass is a pretty good local one, can recommend.

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                            Is anything in my comment inaccurate?

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                            You can make the same argument for humans.

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                              I think a lot of it depends on how you feel about random people milking you all day until you are food.

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                                🤣 having the option to skip past the modern marvel of the modern supermarket and being able to skip right past the squash in February right to the frozen dinner meal option; is now worse than having the literal milk farmed from ya 🤣

                                Come on folks. Things are on a downward slope and shitty but y'all need to get your perspective in check.

                                You have a choice to skip the garbage and not eat like a pig as well.

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                                  🤣 having the option to skip past the modern marvel of the modern supermarket and being able to skip right past the squash in February right to the frozen dinner meal option; is now worse than having the literal milk farmed from ya 🤣

                                  Come on folks. Things are on a downward slope and shitty but y'all need to get your perspective in check.

                                  You have a choice to skip the garbage and not eat like a pig as well.

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                                  • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                    Mmm milk.

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                                    Don’t forget ice cream. My favorite is hamburger flavor

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                                      ITT: people making jokes about the horrible world we live in due to capitalism.

                                      Vegans: no the only problem is animal exploitation

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                                        I think a lot of it depends on how you feel about random people milking you all day until you are food.

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                                        Well I'm a dude so getting milked all day would be pretty enjoyable probably.

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                                          Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

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                                          Which scenario do you think is more representative of the average cow's life?

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