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  • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

    Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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    Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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      I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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      I don't

      Liar

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        Send link?

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        Ok

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          That's just the botanical definition of truck. Culinarily, a truck is a car.

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          Even this one?

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            found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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            that is gonna hurt like hell.

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              I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

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              you should find the same one and replace it with a picture of a pig fetus.

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              • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?

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                  Even this one?

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                  Garnish should be edible, so yes, but culinarily it's not very palatable. No flavor.

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                    A bus is a truck?

                    A car with a stowable seats and 4wd is a truck?

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                    Ive heard people refer to their 3 row SUVs as trucks, but i thought they were just being silly or commenting on the fact that the frame is basically truck. Didnt know, technically, its truck.

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                      I don't

                      Liar

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                      not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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                        you should find the same one and replace it with a picture of a pig fetus.

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                        as funny as that is, ...

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                          found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                          Are you a Hyena?

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                            found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

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                            The thread linked is actually great. Also, original post from u/snarky_spice on r/ChatGPT

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                            • x4740n@lemmy.worldX [email protected]

                              Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what

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                              I'm sorry what?

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                              • softestsapphic@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                It's called a rectum

                                Jeez, it's even labeled

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                                I hardly knew him.

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                                  not a single wall calendar up in my house.

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                                  You still use a calendar. It's called the Gregorian calendar after Pope Gregory XIII. The year is 2025 because Christ was crucified 2025 years ago. You and the entire world use a Christian calendar every day. Also life begins at conception.

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                                    I've seen that rectum before...

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                                    It's a butt dick, Ackchyually.

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                                    • wr5@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                      "This kills the penis."

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                                      Only until it's full of shit again.

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                                      • riskable@programming.devR [email protected]

                                        This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

                                        esp32-cam identifying a cat, a bike, and a car in an image

                                        ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.

                                        If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!

                                        Sigh

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                                        Maybe it knows but doesn't care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?

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                                        • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                          Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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                                          Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?

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