I knew it!
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
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I just woke up and am slow and bleary-eyed.
I could have sworn the second sentence said a bear ran down with the delivery man's face - because he knew.
And I was a tad shocked.
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Here, it's the norm to eat an entire pizza by yourself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just one pizza? I assumed the op had ordered multiple.
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whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.
I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"
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1 pizza alone is only a little sad.
20 pizzas while alone is when you've really hit rock bottom.
What exactly is sad about ordering a pizza whilst being alone? Never struck me as something unusual.
I see the 20 pizza part.
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
Pizza
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You could definitely automate this with voice commands in Home Assistant
Playing "totally_real_friends4pizza_delivery.mp3":
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
That’s a smart way to do weed delivery if you can get away with it and have orders packed before you leave the house.
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-cheesy crust on the third ? -oh, that is a resounding yes
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Is it because she's scared of the delivey guy or because she's embarrassed to eat the pizza alone?
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
wrote last edited by [email protected]I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
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Am I missing something? Empty house and pizza sounds like a perfect evening to me.
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
I mean… pizza guy can have friends too, he's human!
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Is it because she's scared of the delivey guy or because she's embarrassed to eat the pizza alone?
The latter
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Am I missing something? Empty house and pizza sounds like a perfect evening to me.
The delivery guy probably gets to keep the pizza if there is no recipient
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The delivery guy probably gets to keep the pizza if there is no recipient
So you're saying that the person in the meme did not order the pizza but wants to keep it and tries to accomplish that by pretending there are other people with them? I'm confused, why wouldn't they just take it without saying anything? How would the delivery person know they are not the one who ordered?
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-cheesy crust on the third ? -oh, that is a resounding yes
My boy Andy over here is saying you have something called chicken poppers?
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It's called meal prepping!
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's fine if you buy them as frozen pizzas. Then it's just grocery shopping.
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whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.
I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"
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I am confused. Not only is this the same text, i am very sure that this one was talking about the tree, but ended with the dealer bit. I know because i remember thinking to myself "The dealer thing is not that big of a deal, but what was that about a tree?"
Now this one is edited, but i don't recall the "duplicate", which was posted before...
WTF
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So you're saying that the person in the meme did not order the pizza but wants to keep it and tries to accomplish that by pretending there are other people with them? I'm confused, why wouldn't they just take it without saying anything? How would the delivery person know they are not the one who ordered?
wrote last edited by [email protected]I interpreted both messages as said by the pizza guy
1-st one he says that Pizza's here
2-nd one he realises that nobody's there and that he will be able to eat the pizza
And the joke would be that he couldn't afford the pizza with his very low wage so he sheds a tear of joy
