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  • G [email protected]

    German car

    tail light

    $70k price tag

    BMW drivers don't realize blinkers exist, so they wouldn't even know how to form a complaint.

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      Imagine being a fish who gets caught by a human, and gets yanked out of his dimension and into an entirely different dimension, almost an opposite world.

      Then the alien yanks the hook out of his lip, and throws him into the air...and he lands back in his own dimension, gasping for air.

      Or, perhaps the alien takes him away...

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      Did you know fish can see through glass the same way we can see in? As long as it’s not curved glass they can see pretty clearly.

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        This is how some invasive species got their starts.

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        We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe

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        • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

          We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe

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          “I’m sick and tired of these fly fighting frogs on this Monday to Friday airplane.” - Samuel L. Jackson

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            “I’m sick and tired of these fly fighting frogs on this Monday to Friday airplane.” - Samuel L. Jackson

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            I'd watch Frogs on a Plane.

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            • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

              Everyday I scroll through Lemmy, this flies life is about to change again 🙄

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              I've been a Lemmy admin for over 2 years and browse daily. I usually sort by top -> 6 hours but I've never seen this

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              • bdonvr@thelemmy.clubB [email protected]

                I've been a Lemmy admin for over 2 years and browse daily. I usually sort by top -> 6 hours but I've never seen this

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                Crazy you missed it being one of the top posts and a few different communities the last few days.

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                  I'd watch Frogs on a Plane.

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                  CANE TOADS ON A PLANE

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                  • O [email protected]

                    I was hiking recently and saw a massive caterpillar. I took a photo and asked our national biological office if they could ID it cos AI was doing a shit job (as usual).

                    They identified it and said that it almost definitely arrived as a seed or smaller caterpillar attached to a car and managed to find its way into the forest. They mentioned that they normally return with holidayers in the summer and don't make it through the cold winter's, but this may shift due to climate change. This thing was about 18 cm (7 American toes) long.

                    Crazy to see how much shit these critters can handle and still survive (for now...).

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                    uh, american toes are a lot more variable than that

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                      Oh shit, we've added another Reddit feature, of people complaining about seeing the same post 100x despite it being upvoted by people who obviously never have! The "everything must only be posted ONCE!!1!!" feature, one of my favorites

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                      wah i have seen this comment before also my nappy is full SOMEONE CHANGE THE INTERNET ALSO ME

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                      • D [email protected]

                        The world’s outside mate. You just use your legs and explore.

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                        that's not the world outside my window, that's statesia. it doesn't count.

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                        • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          He's going to have to adjust to flying on the opposite side of the air.

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                          And taste for tea

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                          • apathytree@lemmy.dbzer0.comA [email protected]

                            I’m chronically online most days and I haven’t seen this on Lemmy yet, nor at all for that matter.

                            I hate when people whine about seeing stuff multiple times; at least this isn’t a depressing news article being shared in 63 different communities so you have to see the same thing dozens and dozens of times and be reminded how shit everything is..

                            It’s just a fun little picture with no bad vibes at all. I’m ok with seeing that sort of thing repeatedly.

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                            no bad vibes, eh? This fly JUST WENT AROUND THE WORLD! /jk

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                              comments are turned off

                              cowardly

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                                Screwworm fly says hi?

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                                  He might be commuting

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