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    "Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"

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      "Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".

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        How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.

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          Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.

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            How did you get that from the meme?

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              Yeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either

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                The joke is that it's implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her

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                  "Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"

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                  Lilian Parker Lily Phillips.......... Is that you?

                  Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.

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                    Yeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either

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                    Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?

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                      "Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".

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                      LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.

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                        "Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"

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                        So someone got sloppy thirds

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                          "On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that."

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                            LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.

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                            Not specific enough, please add more details.

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