I knew it!
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
I'm calling bullshit. No way a cop would do that in uniform. You're lying to deny us the pleasure of the full story where the uniform came off. We see through your german tricks.
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When my wife and kids are way i love nothing more than ordering a pizza and eating it all gradually throughout the night
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I once played video games at a friend's place and we were smoking lots of weed. He had told me a friend was going to come over later.
So later that day the door bell rings, I can see him opening the door from where I'm sitting. Female cop stands in front of door and I briefly panicked."Hi Julia, come in." (to me) "Let's order pizza."
I'll never forget this image of a German cop in uniform smoking a bong.
That's way more laid back than most cops in my experience.
Weirdly I have a few cops in my family, just ended up like that it's not really a family thing, and they can never leave their work at the station.
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I interpreted both messages as said by the pizza guy
1-st one he says that Pizza's here
2-nd one he realises that nobody's there and that he will be able to eat the pizza
And the joke would be that he couldn't afford the pizza with his very low wage so he sheds a tear of joy
That is the wrong interpretation though. It is the person in the house pretending to have friends when the pizza delivery guy arrives.
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How often did that happen?
When I did it, weekend closing time always had drunk college kids falling asleep after they ordered. Someone went home with food every night on Friday and Saturday
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This guy with hiring money...
Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.
What could go wrong?
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The latter
wrote last edited by [email protected]The former. Delivery guy cries because he realizes that he is perceived as a predator and that he will be perceived as such for the rest of his life.
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I make my own pizza so no one needs to know how many people are or are not eating them.
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Am I missing something? Empty house and pizza sounds like a perfect evening to me.
I thought this was a meme about the lady shouting to an empty house so that the delivery guy will think she has company, in case he's a predator.
And the deliver guy knows exactly what's going on and thus is hurt that she finds him threatening.
.. Or I could be way off base because I didn't find my explanation funny, just like 'slice of life' kinda post.
There's probably a way more obvious explanation that I'm missing..
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The former. Delivery guy cries because he realizes that he is perceived as a predator and that he will be perceived as such for the rest of his life.
Yeah the delivery guy crying makes no sense otherwise, right?
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But why does it always come with a doughnut hole in the middle?
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I thought this was a meme about the lady shouting to an empty house so that the delivery guy will think she has company, in case he's a predator.
And the deliver guy knows exactly what's going on and thus is hurt that she finds him threatening.
.. Or I could be way off base because I didn't find my explanation funny, just like 'slice of life' kinda post.
There's probably a way more obvious explanation that I'm missing..
I assumed it was that she ordered a lot of pizza and doesn't want to be judged for her choices, so she's pretending it's for a lot of people
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I always wanted to be a delivery man. If they invite me and I get to play with their console and eat some of the food.
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Am I missing something? Empty house and pizza sounds like a perfect evening to me.
Maybe she ordered more than reasonable for a single person ... ?
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Maybe she ordered more than reasonable for a single person ... ?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah, I think you might be onto something.
Though you have to be kinda self-cenetered to think that the delivery person would give a single damn about how much pizza you ordered...
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while living off post in hampton roads I visited a buddy's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just walked and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out the pizzas and breadsticks on the table, grabbed a slice, then sat down on the couch while ben packed a bong hit for him.
I was like, whoa, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dealer."
That sounds awesome! You only have to order a pizza whenever you want some weed and then you have weed AND PIZZA and if he's not a weirdo then hanging out with the guy when he comes could be pretty fun too. Like a kind of a friend on demand service with weed and pizza but little to no obligation beyond that.
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Yeah, I think you might be onto something.
Though you have to be kinda self-cenetered to think that the delivery person would give a single damn about how much pizza you ordered...
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah, it's definitely the 'pretend you're not alone' part that's pushing it into cringe territory, though even that shouldn't be enough to even metaphorically bring a delivery peson to tears ...
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Yeah the delivery guy crying makes no sense otherwise, right?
Maybe he's being promoted to victim.
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To anyone who feels the need to justify their order to their delivery person: don't.
I guarantee that they'll think about you more if you pull shit like this.
Literally just give them the money, take the pizza, wish them a good night and close the fucking door.
I promise that they don't give any shits what you do with the pizza. Just tip appropriately for your region.
Not true. I had ordered from two different places to a hotel room and they arrived at the same time. They were definitely confused and gave me weird looks. Worth it.
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Maybe she ordered more than reasonable for a single person ... ?
It's not unusual to order more just to reheat it the next day, especially if there's extra delivery fee or a minimal amount you need to pay for them to deliver
