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  • C [email protected]

    Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

    Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.

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    Yeah, but we're discussing relationships not kink, you can be into some pretty hardcore stuff and still be hurt emotionally by being treated poorly by a partner

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    • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      im hatsune miku!

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      Hi Miku, loved you in Triple Baka😉.

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      • E [email protected]

        Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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        This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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          Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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          Heey Vive la France!

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          • B [email protected]

            In your female experience, or in your on line experience? Never mind, I can guess...

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            Someone feels hurt here lol

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              I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

              Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

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              I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better 😥

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                Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

                What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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                Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie.

                T-shirt is fairly versatile but men's fashion is not that limited.

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                  I don't discriminate against vampires, ghosts, mummies, or zombies.

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                  But vampires and zombies are usually undead. That is jot the same as deceased.

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                    Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

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                    wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars

                    That's like spraying Axe/Lynx deodorant all over the body and believing that it will work as advertised.

                    That's still being just some guy.

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                      I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

                      How do they do that? Nobody knows.

                      Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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                      • A [email protected]

                        This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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                        I only have one conspiracy theory and it's that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.

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                          Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                            Well in fairness men's fashion is essentially t-shirt or suit & tie. There really isn't the equivalent of what women get, that's why all the fashion designers make dresses, because men don't get any effort put into their fashion.

                            What is the male equivalent of dress shopping?

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                            I know a guy who encountered this problem and answered it by wearing suits every day.

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                              This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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                              my only experience with them is from uncut interviews and whoof

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                              • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                im hatsune miku!

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                                thanks for creating minecraft!

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                                  I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

                                  How do they do that? Nobody knows.

                                  Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

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                                  That is so oddly specific but also rings true

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                                  • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                    im hatsune miku!

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                                    happy birthday!!!

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      I only have one conspiracy theory and it's that Macron did Notrè Dame to distract from the protests.

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                                      Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.

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                                        Meh, I don't like big tits.

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                                        • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          im hatsune miku!

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                                          Omg it's Hatsune Miku

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