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Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants

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  • P [email protected]

    Lot of crybabies on this app. The removal of DEI flags and saving Uncle Herschel on the original logo is a win for consumers. Stop trying to appease the minority when they're not even your customer base. I'd imagine half the users here have blue hair, piercings, white guilt, and pride flag bumper stickers. Touch grass.

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    I'd imagine half the users here have blue hair, piercings, white guilt, and pride flag bumper stickers

    I am definitely the type of person you're trying to describe here and I'm honestly just insulted you think I'd own a car. I cycle everywhere, thank you.

    I do have a bunch of Pride stickers on my bike though, ya got me there!

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    • P [email protected]

      Liberals like yourself are terrible at comedy. Just stop nothing you say is funny. Cringe.

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      I didn't intend to hurt your feelings. But I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty funny that I did. Thank you, it's been a long tough day and I needed that.

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      • B [email protected]

        They're gonna force them to rename it to "White Barrel" soon.

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        Because cracker wasn't overt enough?

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          it was always just one big ad campaign

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          • B [email protected]

            Boring straight white cisgendered man with regular hair and no facial piercings here: stop trying to normalize your shitty opinions by pretending like everyone thinks them. We don't.

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            Boring straight white cis man here, except with a piercing. I agree with other straight white man that your opinion is shitty. And I was just thinking this week that I should get some pride bumper stickers to support my friends.

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            • B [email protected]

              They're gonna force them to rename it to "White Barrel" soon.

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              "The Superior Barrel"

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              • Z [email protected]

                Same demographic here. Suuuuper traditional looking. Single earner for my family, wife is a stay at home mom and very involved with the elementary school, and my husky bearded self was outside all day building shit with power tools and tending to my animals.

                And fuck all that judgey hateful angry negative bullshit.

                Touch grass, he says? So tolerating the existence of blue-haired libruls is an internet recluse thing and getting out there in the real world will set you straight?

                When is the last time you touched corn stalks? Pet a dog? Pet a dog-sized fish or turtle? Sprayed yourself with a hose to cool off? Stared at the clouds? Gazed at the stars? Played with a child or an animal? Cared for others?

                It's funny, you know. I remember a time when I would have answered like you. But the more stuff I learn, the more people I meet, and the more I listen to voices on the left & right while observing their actions, the more the blue-haired trans lesbians seem like me and the more voices like yours (including decades of experience with the trumpy parts of my extended family) are not just off-putting but kinda disappointing and sad.

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                As a literal blue haired trans lesbian,
                🤜🏻🤛🏻

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                • sethtaylor@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Whoa... are you a MAGA?

                  This is fascinating. Like spotting a rare bird. I haven't seen one of you in weeks, is what I mean. I've been taking a break from mainstream social media, you see...

                  Anyway, what's it like having to ask strangers on the bus to read you the newspaper?

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                  That or possibly a bot looking at the comment history.

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                  • B [email protected]

                    I didn't intend to hurt your feelings. But I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty funny that I did. Thank you, it's been a long tough day and I needed that.

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                    It's always nice to see

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                    • B [email protected]

                      They're gonna force them to rename it to "White Barrel" soon.

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                      with the byline "saltines are too spicy here"

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Trump derangement is strong with this one. 🤣 Where did he touch you?

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                        in my cracker barrel i thought that was obvious

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                        • O [email protected]

                          Early 2001, so closer to 25

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                          he really liked having a country named yugoslavia and forgot to quicksave before that ended so now he's just fucking around

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                          • P [email protected]

                            Liberals like yourself are terrible at comedy. Just stop nothing you say is funny. Cringe.

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                            We're not liberals, dipshit

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Trump derangement is strong with this one. 🤣 Where did he touch you?

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                              A wild fascist appears on Lemmy wild.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                In a dictatorship.

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                                Three downvotes on your comment and there is one commenter is either a troll or a fascist. I wasn't expecting some fascists to rear their ugly head in Lemmy lol.

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                                • hatsune_miku@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                  it was always just one big ad campaign

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                                  Exactly. I didn't even know cracker barrel was still around until all this jazz

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                                    As a literal blue haired trans lesbian,
                                    🤜🏻🤛🏻

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                                    Hell yeah girl! 🤘🏻

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      They're gonna force them to rename it to "White Barrel" soon.

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                                      Then "Aryan Barrel" when they go full mask-off.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        My one and only experience with Cracker Barrel is, “Wow, this gift shop has a restaurant attached to it.”

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                                        How much is that jiggly ladybug? It's the only consistently cool thing in there, I had an ex that worked there forever so I spent a bit of time there waiting.

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                                          Three downvotes on your comment and there is one commenter is either a troll or a fascist. I wasn't expecting some fascists to rear their ugly head in Lemmy lol.

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                                          I fear there is no completely nazi-free zone on the internet.

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