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    I ordered new shoes last week, same size as always of course. They're at least two sizes too large. WTF?

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      And then imagine how it feels like to shop for clothes if your body doesn't even conform to the expected average norms.

      I god damn hate it. Stuff is either too wide or too short, the sleeves are NEVER long enough, the only available shoes that fit and don't feel like torture are jogging shoes or sneakers, the neck width is never sufficient (unless you buy men's clothes, which will look like a tent because tits weren't part of the equasion)…

      Uuugh, I hate shopping for clothes. -.-

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        I got two work shirts at the same time. Both size 44, same manufacturer, theoretically identical shirts.

        Almost a full letter grade size difference, one is basically a L and the other was almost an XL.

        How do they fuck up 2 supposedly identical shirts? Fucked if I know.

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        How do they fuck up 2 supposedly identical shirts? Fucked if I know.

        Well, clothes are still sewn by low-paid workers in sweatshops, not industrial robots, so I guess some variation is to be expected.

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          As a 160cm guy, s sized shirt for guy is so baggy for me but s sized shirt for woman is just right. And buying s sized made in country A is different size than s sized made in country B.
          What is this inconsistent shite

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            I got two work shirts at the same time. Both size 44, same manufacturer, theoretically identical shirts.

            Almost a full letter grade size difference, one is basically a L and the other was almost an XL.

            How do they fuck up 2 supposedly identical shirts? Fucked if I know.

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            Where were they manufactured?

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              Even for men’s clothes the sizing seems to only really be consistent within the same item, maybe brand. Even though they’re supposed to be measurements you still have to try everything on.

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                "outside straight sizes" wat? they have gay sizes too?

                Shopping for trousers as a fat kid before elastic waistbands became mainstream on "regular" clothes was an extended humiliation. "The waist is too tight! the legs are too long!" No, I'm just fucking deformed because I'm fat.

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                  I refuse to allow anyone else to buy clothes for me

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                    I got two work shirts at the same time. Both size 44, same manufacturer, theoretically identical shirts.

                    Almost a full letter grade size difference, one is basically a L and the other was almost an XL.

                    How do they fuck up 2 supposedly identical shirts? Fucked if I know.

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                    It's so frustrating. I've most often experienced this with two of the same item in different colors or fabrics, but not always. Once I was trying on a particular jacket at Uniqlo and the size medium was super tiny but the size small fit just right. Did they mix up the size tags sewn into the jackets, or what?

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                      "outside straight sizes" wat? they have gay sizes too?

                      Shopping for trousers as a fat kid before elastic waistbands became mainstream on "regular" clothes was an extended humiliation. "The waist is too tight! the legs are too long!" No, I'm just fucking deformed because I'm fat.

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                      I used to be a "husky" kid. Now I have the opposite problem - so difficult to find 34x34 in thrift shops/marketplace. Seems everyone my height has more waistline than inseam.

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                        I used to be a "husky" kid. Now I have the opposite problem - so difficult to find 34x34 in thrift shops/marketplace. Seems everyone my height has more waistline than inseam.

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                        I'd smarm it up with "what's wrong with a belt/bracers" but having lost weight (then regained it) the amount of folding over that can happen for trousers that are for people much bigger than you can be quite uncomfortable

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                          wdym

                          Nah. I'm over 12. Use words?

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                            wdym

                            Nah. I'm over 12. Use words?

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                            Nah. I’m over 12

                            But under 25, otherwise 'wdym' would be part of your native tongue. At this point the kids are probably saying something more like 'low wizzer' or whatever dark magic is used to make up Zoomer slang.

                            ('wdym' - 'What Do You Mean?')

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                              This isn't just a problem with women's jeans which have arbitrary size numbers. Even men's jeans which are size by the actual waist and inseam measurement can be wrong. In addition to vanity sizing, cheaper jeans are also made from larger material cuts out of the patterns at the same time to save manufacturing cost sometimes twice as many as shown here:

                              Those at the top or bottom of the stack may end up a bit smaller or a bit larger than the pattern, but they all get marked with the same size.

                              Whether it was this manufacturing problem or vanity sizing, this is why I stopped buying Old Navy jeans. I could pick out 3 jeans all labeled with the same size and one would fit okay, one would be too small, and one too large. I have never had this problem with Eddie Bauer jeans.

                              Edit: I found picture showing the larger stacks (which can introduce the mismatched sizing) I was referring to:

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                              Holy shit. This man jeans.

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                                I just want to see more women's clothes with pockets.

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                                  I really want a law that requires clothes sizes to use actual, verifiable measurements.

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                                    Even for men’s clothes the sizing seems to only really be consistent within the same item, maybe brand. Even though they’re supposed to be measurements you still have to try everything on.

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                                    We haven't even talked about kids clothing yet....ohhh boyyy does that one suck

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                                      This isn't just a problem with women's jeans which have arbitrary size numbers. Even men's jeans which are size by the actual waist and inseam measurement can be wrong. In addition to vanity sizing, cheaper jeans are also made from larger material cuts out of the patterns at the same time to save manufacturing cost sometimes twice as many as shown here:

                                      Those at the top or bottom of the stack may end up a bit smaller or a bit larger than the pattern, but they all get marked with the same size.

                                      Whether it was this manufacturing problem or vanity sizing, this is why I stopped buying Old Navy jeans. I could pick out 3 jeans all labeled with the same size and one would fit okay, one would be too small, and one too large. I have never had this problem with Eddie Bauer jeans.

                                      Edit: I found picture showing the larger stacks (which can introduce the mismatched sizing) I was referring to:

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                                      This is fascinating! thanks for the pics, it makes so much sense.

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                                        I just want to see more women's clothes with pockets.

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                                        Big pockets! Bigger than a chapstick

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                                        • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          "outside straight sizes" wat? they have gay sizes too?

                                          Shopping for trousers as a fat kid before elastic waistbands became mainstream on "regular" clothes was an extended humiliation. "The waist is too tight! the legs are too long!" No, I'm just fucking deformed because I'm fat.

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                                          Straight sizes (xs - xxxl) vs Plus sizes (0x - 5x)

                                          Designers create garments for one size (typically Large), and then scale it down and up for the other sizes, but above a certain threshold that doesn’t proportion correctly, so plus sizes are scaled from 2x.

                                          The term “straight” here was originally opposed to curved.

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