"I just got the viral [INSERT YOUR PRODUCT NAME HERE]"

[rothe@piefed.social]

But you have to remember: "both sides!".

[daggermoon@lemmy.world]

I work at a place that sells it. It's like twenty something dollars. Please don't buy that overpriced grinch feces stuffed chocolate bar named after one of the worst cities on this planet.

[shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works]

It is, at least in my opinion, so it's a shame it's so expensive.

[septimaeus@infosec.pub]

So the primary ingredient is lead?

[baggachipz@sh.itjust.works]

Slave labor tears.

[noforwadslashs@piefed.social]

Seems odd that it would be so expensive when the whole point of it is that there's barely any genuine chocolate in there.

[timeworntraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

the Dubai chocolate is fucking disgusting. $12 bucks for a packet of what's mostly ground up mealy pistachio wrapped in a thin layer of mid-ass choco.

legit just buy $12 of Hershey and wipe your ass with it, you'll get more value

[deaf_fish@midwest.social]

Nobal savage posting

[lena@gregtech.eu]

How is the man's skin color relevant here? I don't get why people have to pointlessly separate stuff by skin color

[i_has_a_hat@lemmy.world]

I mean, it does look like horse manure; but as someone who really likes pistachio's, I'm a fan. I wouldn't call the ones I've had "mealy" and the price hasn't been that crazy. Maybe you just tried a shitty version of it?

[dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

My mom got me this one as a gift when they came out:

[devdoggy@lemmy.world]

Hey! We exist!!

[onewomancreamteam@sh.itjust.works]

OP needs everyone to know that they're morally pure enough to recognize that these noble savages are objectively superior to the Bad Race

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

if you're buying international cloacalate, why are you not buying from belgium?

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

there were a couple of these at the church i play music at. not a single redhat. it took some doing to find a church like that.

[backgrndnoize@lemmy.world]

Because normal people don't do stupid shit like that

[inferno@lemmy.ml]

If you want a somewhat unique flavor, try Cote d'Or. I always thought it stood out.

Pralines, then Neuhaus or Leonidas (for availability also) unless you can walk into a chocolatier locally, then definitely that.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

unless you can walk into a chocolatier locally, then definitely that

i am spoiled, yes. i eat chocolate like four times a year when we go into the city and stop by the chocolate shop because nothing compares.

[shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works]

I think it's because it has the Dubai name attached to it, and also because it's trendy, so they know they can charge a lot.