They're coming in 10 minutes! and oh no, your feet are frozen in place until you kill one. how do you defend yourself?
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the rain
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My best bet within arm's reach is a 25-pound dumbbell. I think I can make it work.
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they are snakes. head stomping works. congrats you survive....for now
How tf does head stomping work if our feet are frozen in place? This game is rigged.
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wrote last edited by [email protected]With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one's head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.
Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I'm sitting.
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Extra hard for me, because I lie in bed with Long Covid. But luckily there is an electrical outlet and a multitool right next to me. I strip one of my extension cords and can use it to electrocute them. Thanks to shoddy work the breaker won't flip.
The off hand is wielding the multitool. I just have to decide between the pliers for crowd control and the knife for extra lethality.
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How tf does head stomping work if our feet are frozen in place? This game is rigged.
oh shit. youre right! death by snake bites
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the rain
they are fish, the rain has flooded the area and thats how they are coming. too bad you're feet are frozen in place. the water is rizing. i didnt stick around long enough to know if you survived.
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My best bet within arm's reach is a 25-pound dumbbell. I think I can make it work.
you make it work out, the monster is now buff but had a heart attack from the exertion. you survive.
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Extra hard for me, because I lie in bed with Long Covid. But luckily there is an electrical outlet and a multitool right next to me. I strip one of my extension cords and can use it to electrocute them. Thanks to shoddy work the breaker won't flip.
The off hand is wielding the multitool. I just have to decide between the pliers for crowd control and the knife for extra lethality.
THEY are figments of your imagination due to the fever you are running. your mum comes in with chicken soup and sees you fighting imaginary demons. you survive, but your mum tells the story every christmas for the rest of your life.
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With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one's head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.
Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I'm sitting.
the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught
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the swarm of radical yet safety conscious teacup piglets are wearing helmets. so the skateboard doesnt kill em. but the pocket knife is effectively a sword to them and they die by your hand. you survive and now have enough bacon until the next onslaught
You just want to make sure the meal you get from me via the other thread includes bacon, don't you?
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wrote last edited by [email protected]sudo kill THEY
Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.
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You just want to make sure the meal you get from me via the other thread includes bacon, don't you?
i need to make a new account. im too exposed. well its fresh if its not cured. no nitrates. -
sudo kill THEY
Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.
you got em. but your airco was running linux too and it doesnt work coz you keep copy pasting code from github. your feet are no longer frozen in place, but you'll never feel your toes again.
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i use my 27 inch monitor as a shield while using my logitech joystick as a cudgel. if needed, i use my steam deck as a throwing weapon and short the battery of my Vape to use it as a fragmentation grenade.
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I pause my RE4 game, rip out the battery out of my steam deck, disassemble my phone's battery, then when "they" come, i punture the batteries with a scizzor, throw the batteries at them, say "Hasta Luego" pretending it was a barrel of explosives. (and hope the batteries explode)
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I pause my RE4 game, rip out the battery out of my steam deck, disassemble my phone's battery, then when "they" come, i punture the batteries with a scizzor, throw the batteries at them, say "Hasta Luego" pretending it was a barrel of explosives. (and hope the batteries explode)
THEY were your hopes and dreams. looks like you finally cracked. the news did say videogames were bad for the kids, looks like they were right. you continue to live, but you were never happy again. death by your own user name.
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i use my 27 inch monitor as a shield while using my logitech joystick as a cudgel. if needed, i use my steam deck as a throwing weapon and short the battery of my Vape to use it as a fragmentation grenade.
THEY are your twitch chat. youve been streaming to 0 people just waiting for 1 measely viewer. finally you get raided. you try to be open, but your hiding your authenticity behind your monitor. you start to get nervous as more viewers stream in. not knowing what to do you turn to gimmicks and try playing kingdom come 2 with a joystick. the chat is hype training. but its not enough for you. you decide youll make a clip that you can make a short from as marketing for future streams. you pretend to get angry and throw your steamdeck across the room hitting your vape that explodes. the clip is epic, but a twitch mod gets jelly of your success and bans your account. the chat is dead, your career as a streamer is dead. but at least your not vaping anymore.
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THEY were your hopes and dreams. looks like you finally cracked. the news did say videogames were bad for the kids, looks like they were right. you continue to live, but you were never happy again. death by your own user name.
I get to die listening to Hope And Dreams?
Worth it!
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With a bit of luck I can reach one of my swords. If not, bash in the first one's head with a skateboard or stab them with a pocket knife, then move a step and grab a sword. Maybe some armor if I can manage to get to the other room.
Edit: I tried it and could indeed reach a viking sword from where I'm sitting.
