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    Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.

    TP can be abused pretty easy if there's no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.

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      Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

      Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

      Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

      Gravel.

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        I will take 5 please, nothing more frustrating then the toaster misbehaving!

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          Teleport how often?

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            I'll take 7 for sure. Now it's time to consider "what defines a container?"

            Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

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              Is the 7 inches absolute, or distance apart? As in, could I teleport past a 7 inch thick wall, or just 7 inches from my current position? If I could get through the wall, that miiight be more abusable. Otherwise totally the gravel. Even if it doesn't magically appear, gravel is useful for all sorts of stuff. Especially if you get to pick what type/grading/etc each load is like with purchased gravel. That'd be really useful.

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                Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

                Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

                Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

                Gravel.

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                Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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                  Just says that the gravel is free, not that you can generate it or make it appear. You've got a lifetime supply of gravel from suppliers but you still gotta move it around

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                  Still a free product. Normally gravel traders have to purchase the gravel, move it and sell it. Now you just have to move and sell it. Massive profits. Transport fees are for the customer too, so basically free as well.

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                    Depending on if 3 has a cool down or energy cost, that's probably the one.

                    Also they missed: 10. Milk

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                      I'll take 7 for sure. Now it's time to consider "what defines a container?"

                      Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

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                      The empty part is probably more necessary to define.

                      You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum

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                        Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.

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                          #7 Can instantly see inside any empty container

                          Everyone that watches Love Island and won't shut up about it are now transparent

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                            Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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                              The empty part is probably more necessary to define.

                              You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum

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                              Or being able to see everything because matter is mostly made of empty space

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                                If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                                  I'll take 7 for sure. Now it's time to consider "what defines a container?"

                                  Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

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                                  "Doctor, please help me! I have a terrible pain in my side."

                                  "It's just gas. Trust me."

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                                    I for one shall use my newfound toaster-kinesis for evil.

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                                      7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.

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                                        Speaking Khitan would actually be really cool for my field

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                                          Seeing inside empty containers is way more useful than it seems.

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                                          My thought exactly. You know immediately if it's empty

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