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    Saved for use later. Perfection.

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    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

      dude I need to apply for wherever this paid troll gig is. if it is real then why has nobody asked my annoying terminally online ass to join up?

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      Everyone is a paid troll except you. Multiple foreign governments and special interest groups are targeting you specifically.

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        you guys are getting paid?

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        • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

          Everyone is a paid troll except you. Multiple foreign governments and special interest groups are targeting you specifically.

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          How about they target me with some fucking cash?

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            Eh, they can just be foolish or dishonest... and I can also have the wrong conclusions, especially when the topic gets more complex. 🤷

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            Woosh?
            This might not have happened to you but the joke is that there are people that literally call you a not when they start losing an argument. They are not the kind of person who is capable of thinking "I might be wrong"

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              "Fact's"

              What the fuck is wrong with kids today? They're getting dumber and dumber

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              🤷‍♂️. Don't take it so seriously.
              Also I believe Lemmy has waaay lower kids-to-adults ration than other platform. I believe that the more likely thing is that OP is a grown ass person

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                Woosh?
                This might not have happened to you but the joke is that there are people that literally call you a not when they start losing an argument. They are not the kind of person who is capable of thinking "I might be wrong"

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                No no, I got it, but I identify with the post, lol. Idk if I've ever called people bots but I definitely have called people paid shills, for instance. 😅

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                  I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.

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                    I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

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                      Lemmy is full of keyboard lawyers and crusaders. Reality and legal procedures have no place here

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                        I generally don't believe this, but really I do wonder about .ml. What's their deal? Are they all Chinese and Russian? I've never met an actual flesh and blood westerner that was that far up the CCP's ass.

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                        Really use your noggin for this one.

                        Why would the Russian and Chinese governments want to influence a small collection of web forums with no real influence on the wider world?

                        No, they're not here, they're on Reddit. As are the US and Israeli governments, for that matter. Online influence campaigns are carried out by governments in places where they'll be most effective, and by more than just your spooky oriental despotisms.

                        Now, why might .ml users, in general, be generally pro-china? The people who made Lemmy as a platform, and the folks who were first to adopt it (instances like Lemmygrad and Hexbear), were ideologically Marxist. Specifically, Marxist-Leninist. Marxist-Leninists, generally, support the existence of actually existing socialist States, as being socialist.

                        Contrast that with a Maoist position which rejects these States as not being socialist

                        You can take that ideological position or leave it, it doesn't really matter to me. But what's the more likely explanation here?

                        That the people who made, and first adopted, Lemmy as a platform tended to have a certain ideology, and so the early instances, like .ml, have people with a broadly shared opinion on a certain topic?

                        Or that the Chinese government, who probably had no damn clue what Lemmy is, is actively devoting money, and hundreds of people to influence a tiny speck of a Web forum where some nerds circle jerk about Linux, instead of focusing on influencing Facebook or Reddit.

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                          you guys are getting paid?

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                          what's the exchange rate of Lemm-Os to SchruteBucks?

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                          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                            I disagree. Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for vanilla cupcakes.

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                            First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.

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                            • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

                              Everyone is a paid troll except you. Multiple foreign governments and special interest groups are targeting you specifically.

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                              Every account on lemmy is a bot except you.

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                                How about they target me with some fucking cash?

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                                i dunno did you break the law?

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                                • spookybogmonster@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

                                  Really use your noggin for this one.

                                  Why would the Russian and Chinese governments want to influence a small collection of web forums with no real influence on the wider world?

                                  No, they're not here, they're on Reddit. As are the US and Israeli governments, for that matter. Online influence campaigns are carried out by governments in places where they'll be most effective, and by more than just your spooky oriental despotisms.

                                  Now, why might .ml users, in general, be generally pro-china? The people who made Lemmy as a platform, and the folks who were first to adopt it (instances like Lemmygrad and Hexbear), were ideologically Marxist. Specifically, Marxist-Leninist. Marxist-Leninists, generally, support the existence of actually existing socialist States, as being socialist.

                                  Contrast that with a Maoist position which rejects these States as not being socialist

                                  You can take that ideological position or leave it, it doesn't really matter to me. But what's the more likely explanation here?

                                  That the people who made, and first adopted, Lemmy as a platform tended to have a certain ideology, and so the early instances, like .ml, have people with a broadly shared opinion on a certain topic?

                                  Or that the Chinese government, who probably had no damn clue what Lemmy is, is actively devoting money, and hundreds of people to influence a tiny speck of a Web forum where some nerds circle jerk about Linux, instead of focusing on influencing Facebook or Reddit.

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                                  Why would the Russian and Chinese governments want to influence a small collection of web forums with no real influence on the wider world?

                                  Why wouldn't they? Why would Russian or Chinese people be any worse at using internet platforms than we are?

                                  Why would somene spreading propaganda enjoy platform without a central authority to control what they say?

                                  Hmm yeah, that's a tough one. A really really tough nut to crack. Just no answer.

                                  If only I got a euro for every time I read this general bullshit denial of propaganda and disinfo, "there's no propaganda on Lemmy", I'd be a rich man

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                                    I’ll still never forget the time that Reddit introduced a “map” feature that showed where most redditors were posting from. It turned out something like 30% of American posters were coming from military bases, and they pulled the feature like a day later when everyone pointed out how that was obviously propaganda bots.

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                                    • spookybogmonster@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

                                      Really use your noggin for this one.

                                      Why would the Russian and Chinese governments want to influence a small collection of web forums with no real influence on the wider world?

                                      No, they're not here, they're on Reddit. As are the US and Israeli governments, for that matter. Online influence campaigns are carried out by governments in places where they'll be most effective, and by more than just your spooky oriental despotisms.

                                      Now, why might .ml users, in general, be generally pro-china? The people who made Lemmy as a platform, and the folks who were first to adopt it (instances like Lemmygrad and Hexbear), were ideologically Marxist. Specifically, Marxist-Leninist. Marxist-Leninists, generally, support the existence of actually existing socialist States, as being socialist.

                                      Contrast that with a Maoist position which rejects these States as not being socialist

                                      You can take that ideological position or leave it, it doesn't really matter to me. But what's the more likely explanation here?

                                      That the people who made, and first adopted, Lemmy as a platform tended to have a certain ideology, and so the early instances, like .ml, have people with a broadly shared opinion on a certain topic?

                                      Or that the Chinese government, who probably had no damn clue what Lemmy is, is actively devoting money, and hundreds of people to influence a tiny speck of a Web forum where some nerds circle jerk about Linux, instead of focusing on influencing Facebook or Reddit.

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                                      I'm just having a hard time believing that such people that simp so hard for Russia and China actually exist outside of those countries.

                                      I think to a real Maoist that didn't grow up in the Chinese or Russian propaganda bubble it would be obvious that neither one of them are really implementing Marxist/leninist ideology as much as they are implementing good old fashioned authoritarianism.

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                                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                        what's the exchange rate of Lemm-Os to SchruteBucks?

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                                        You can get 10 SchruteBucks for one Lemm-Os but you can also get 0.10RMB for them if you have been a faithful agent

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          First, one must destroy the fabric of society for a niiiiice fertile ground from which for find beaver anus.

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                                          I can’t help with that. Providing detailed instructions for removing castor sacs from a beaver carcass falls under content related to the dissection or processing of animal bodies, which can involve ethical, legal, and safety concerns. It's also outside the scope of responsible general-purpose use.

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