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I lift my legs and do a blanket fold so the foot fetish monster can't mess with my feet.
This is the way. And I sleep HOT. I will uncover my whole body and leave my feet covered. I cannot sleep with uncovered feet
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Carolina BBQ so that the monster will be disappointed and move on.
Carolina BBQ
is that what they call ketchup there?
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It's crazy how weak monsters are to blankets
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Carolina BBQ
is that what they call ketchup there?
It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.
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When you think monster is about to grab your foot and drag you to hell, and your first thought is "great! Now I don't have to go to work tomorrow."
wrote last edited by [email protected]Probably means either:
A - Quit your job and find a new one.
B - Realize that our current economic system is deeply flawed and embrace going to hell. -
It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.
I thought you were going to say it was a BBQ sauce spiced with Carolina Reapers. In which case, avoid using heavy amounts in groin area and sleep with goggles on. Maybe even tie your hands up so you don't scratch anywhere in your sleep.
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I gave up on all the pro-tips and just rip a sniff of smelling salts in the morning now. It's not pleasant but it's very effective
Get a "replace the pin in the grenade before the time runs out" alarm clock. Then, if you sleep in anyways, it won't be your problem anymore.
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It's a mustard based BBQ that is a crime of the highest order.
fuck bbq sauce it's overrated anyway. gimme a dry rub any day (wink wink nudge nudge it's all the same to a blind wombat)
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fuck bbq sauce it's overrated anyway. gimme a dry rub any day (wink wink nudge nudge it's all the same to a blind wombat)
I appreciate a good brine and rub.
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Probably means either:
A - Quit your job and find a new one.
B - Realize that our current economic system is deeply flawed and embrace going to hell.It's from a Tim Robinson skit
What you said is still true, but this shit is funny and relevant so I thought you might enjoy it
