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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
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    hey uhhh...you tink da gun sto still open?

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      Yes I understand that. Hence the statement "I went back and looked again Someone posted another incident along side this one from Kentucky."
      Someone posted that link in the first thread I read. They didn't make it clear it wasn't related to the latest incident. It was point in fact a admission that I got it wrong. Now you are caught up if you understand that. Yeeesh. I bet you feel that you should be right every time you get it wrong. Like this time for pointing out what I already acknowledged.

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      so edit and correct your original comment?

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      • friskydingo@sh.itjust.worksF [email protected]

        Two scenes after Carl is mildly inconvenienced by happy children:

        "Hey where everybody going? The party's just getting started!" As he's surrounded by 3 whoorse he'd enlisted for the evening. Each more busted than the last.

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        one of them secretly is a plutonian, because they thought this was a Too Wong Foo convention.

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        • internetcitizen2@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          You wouldn't believe it. Still not something to post in a public forum.

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          I shot 2 ICE agents what are you scared for? That the facists come after you? I thought you're the big boy that sticks to the guns so he can shoot the baddies?

          I am so sick of those bastards cowering behind those stupid arguments and act like they're going to be fucking heroes while being part of ruining the current state of living, because of those fuckwhits kids come home from school with PTSD so they can talk some little bit of action into their boring pathetic lifes so they talk themselves into these bullshit narratives instead of crying themselves to sleep

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            Wow, California too huh?

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            The main difference is the Texas case involved a gun, in California the unstable psychopaths need to resort to vehicular manslaughter.

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            • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

              I shot 2 ICE agents what are you scared for? That the facists come after you? I thought you're the big boy that sticks to the guns so he can shoot the baddies?

              I am so sick of those bastards cowering behind those stupid arguments and act like they're going to be fucking heroes while being part of ruining the current state of living, because of those fuckwhits kids come home from school with PTSD so they can talk some little bit of action into their boring pathetic lifes so they talk themselves into these bullshit narratives instead of crying themselves to sleep

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              Are you a cop fishing for entrapment? Whats your deal bud?

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                Are you a cop fishing for entrapment? Whats your deal bud?

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                Whats your fucking deal, you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government so what the fuck are you on about when you're not out there shooting

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                • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                  Whats your fucking deal, you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government so what the fuck are you on about when you're not out there shooting

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                  you said you need the guns to safe us from the fascist government

                  And we do

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                    I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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                      I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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                      Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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                        meme is killing it.

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                          I did this a lot as a kid. One time I went too far and my neighbor threw me up on a fence. He told me if I ever did it again, he would whip me with a belt.

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                          Jesus Christ! That's ridiculous. I am so sorry.

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                            Yeah how fucking old were you when you started reading the newspaper genius??

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                            websites have pages don't they

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                              I mean if you try this in Texas, that's on you. It's front page news like every day.

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                              Yeah, we know Texans are immoral, irresponsible gun owners.

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                              • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                                What the hell should they do then?!

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                                A lot of people just hate kids. It's a big problem

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                                  I understand why we need to armed;

                                  I don't. Why?

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                                  Nazis everywhere

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                                  • morefpsmorebetter@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                                    Man... My parents used to kick us outta the house in the morning. They would tell us we could come back inside for lunch around noon but then we had to leave again. We would bike around and get into all kind of shenanigans. Call them from a payphone and instead of saying our name for the call we would just tell them where we were super fast and then they would hear that and decline the call lmao.

                                    As long as we came home before the sun went down or we called them from a friend's house to get approval for a sleep over they didn't really care what we did all day. Good times.

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                                    Now the kids who got to do.that put GPS trackers in their shoes

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                                      Jesus Christ! That's ridiculous. I am so sorry.

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                                      I kinda deserved it. We were doing that shit at 2 am.

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