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  • fuckgod@feddit.onlineF [email protected]

    Yeah, but it's rarer and usually called a baby.

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    I know you're joking but "solid menstruation" can actually happen and it's called a decidual cast and it's some brutal metal shit.

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      I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

      Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I'd get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she'd cum her brains out.

      Fun times.

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        I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.

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        Two chicks at the same time, man.

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        • iheartcheese@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Two chicks at the same time, man.

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          Fuckin' A

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            Light and regular.

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            I thought large

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              That's nuts, where would they store their pee?

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              Women don't pee. No balls.

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              • C [email protected]

                Wait are there solid mensuration?

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                Define "solid". It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining. But they are soft

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                • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                  I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

                  Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I'd get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she'd cum her brains out.

                  Fun times.

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                  Which direction was the alcove?

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                  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                    More exotic tampons are theorized, but have not yet been discovered at the Large Vagdron Collider.

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                    That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

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                    • I [email protected]

                      Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

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                      Yeah probably hiding by that "clitorus" thing they claim is real.

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                        Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.

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                        why would one use light or regular? are they cheaper or have other advantages?

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                        • C [email protected]

                          Define "solid". It can actually be a bit chunky because of the uterine lining. But they are soft

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                          How soft? Are we talking skittle, starburst, sour patch, or jello?

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                            Women don't pee. No balls.

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                            Makes sense.

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                              why would one use light or regular? are they cheaper or have other advantages?

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                              There’s variation between people on how much they menstruate. Some people have very light flows, some people have very heavy flows. It also changes a bit over the course of the period - you might start out with a lighter flow, have a heavier flow in the middle, and then end with a lighter flow. You generally want to go with the lightest one you can for comfort reasons.

                              You might also want a larger one for overnight/if you need to go a longer time without changing. (Imagine being a stealth transgender man and teaching. No time to go to the bathroom all shift, and no way to justify the emergency ☠️ My current part time job I have because public education is no trans allowed where I live is great in that regard, the staff is half trans/nb and my manager helped me find a tampon in an emergency…)

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                              • dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD [email protected]

                                Lmao. That stands for leaded and regular. Sheesh.

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                                wait...pussies has knocks?

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                                  wait...pussies has knocks?

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                                  Where did you think „getting knocked up“ came from?

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                                  • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

                                    Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I'd get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she'd cum her brains out.

                                    Fun times.

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                                    Thanks for sharing, please don't.

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                                      That sounds like a pretty painful experiment.

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                                      It depends on your frame of reference, really.

                                      A pair of large vags(?) colliding sounds like a great time...

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                                        There’s variation between people on how much they menstruate. Some people have very light flows, some people have very heavy flows. It also changes a bit over the course of the period - you might start out with a lighter flow, have a heavier flow in the middle, and then end with a lighter flow. You generally want to go with the lightest one you can for comfort reasons.

                                        You might also want a larger one for overnight/if you need to go a longer time without changing. (Imagine being a stealth transgender man and teaching. No time to go to the bathroom all shift, and no way to justify the emergency ☠️ My current part time job I have because public education is no trans allowed where I live is great in that regard, the staff is half trans/nb and my manager helped me find a tampon in an emergency…)

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                                        I think they were asking why doesn't everyone just use the heaviest flow ones all the time, just to be on the safe side — like are they less comfortable than the lighter flow ones for example?

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                                          Fuckin' A

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                                          And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

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