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  • R [email protected]

    You probably want double new lines in your posts. Or two spaces at the end of your paragraphs but that's usually a bit annoying to do.

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    Thanks! Forgot to do that. Now edited.

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      Taking it even further who the fuck uses inches or cms for vegetable cutting measurements anyway, it's like, one or two fingers thick

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      Why not make it even more ambiguous by specifying the desired cutting width in "circumference of my dick".

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        1 BTU heats 1 pound of water 1 degree Fahrenheit.

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        How many BTUs are there in a big mac?

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        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

          Heeey, I’m currently living in Northglenn. Same, it’s forever etched in my memory.

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          What the heck does this mean? Is the number 5280 just painted all over billboards in Denver?

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            "the world"?

            If you came over to the other side of the pond, you'd find that most of Europe is still using milliard, billiard, trilliard etc.

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            Crazy assumption.

            While the word is still in use in some languages, the short system has mostly replaced the long system for numbering, especially in the English speaking world.

            https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/milliard#Translations

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              So whose foot exactly?

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                And to remember the number of yards in a mile: 1 San Francisco

                One-seven-six-oh

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                  Why not make it even more ambiguous by specifying the desired cutting width in "circumference of my dick".

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                  Would that be flacid dick inches or erect dick inches?

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                    Whose feet‽

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                    It does not matter, all feet have roughly the same size.

                    -- the shoe company

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                      “In metric, one milliliter of water occupies one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree centigrade—which is 1 percent of the difference between its freezing point and its boiling point. An amount of hydrogen weighing the same amount has exactly one mole of atoms in it. Whereas in the American system, the answer to ‘How much energy does it take to boil a room-temperature gallon of water?’ is ‘Go fuck yourself,’ because you can’t directly relate any of those quantities.”
                      ― Josh Bazell, Wild Thing

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                        In Scandinavia we have "mil" which everyone uses, 1 mil, or Scandinavian mile as it is known in English, is 10km. Cuts down ln zeroes. I love this but no one else(outside of Scandinavia) uses it.I typically get a lot of pushback mentioning it to my international peers.

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                        Sweden and Norway only. Few people in Denmark know what a mil is. And virtually no one here uses it.

                        Yeah-yeah; something something Denmark. I know....

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                          Base 12 is easily divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6 and 12

                          5,280 ft in a mile is fucking nonsense though

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                          If an alien species has 12 fingers to our 10, would they work in base 12 as normally as we use 10s? Like would their whole system end (or start) with a 0 or equivalent and not end all different?

                          My maths coherence is too high-school for this thinking, but now its in there.

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                            well neither astronomical unit nor light years use meters as a reference. and one of those isnt even accurate (AU)

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                            I think AUs are just meant to mean "far away (like much much further away than the pub)".

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                              Do we have meter cola?

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                                If an alien species has 12 fingers to our 10, would they work in base 12 as normally as we use 10s? Like would their whole system end (or start) with a 0 or equivalent and not end all different?

                                My maths coherence is too high-school for this thinking, but now its in there.

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                                There's really nothing special about base 10 numbering, it just feels natural to us. They probably would use base 12 and just have 2 extra symbols for the digits after 9. Example 10 x 10 = 100 in both base 10 and base 12 math. It's just the translation of that in base 12 to base 10 looks like 12 × 12 = 144 to us.

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                                  If an alien species has 12 fingers to our 10, would they work in base 12 as normally as we use 10s? Like would their whole system end (or start) with a 0 or equivalent and not end all different?

                                  My maths coherence is too high-school for this thinking, but now its in there.

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                                  0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A, 1B, 20, 21, ..., A0, A1, A3, ...

                                  You can use your hands to count in base 12 if you want to, and some cultures have done so. Just use the segments on your fingers on one hand, using your thumb to count each segment.

                                  https://youtube.com/shorts/ThOuUa_iLnM

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                                    The biggest argument for metric is that it's consistent. It takes 1 calories to heat 1k of water by 1 degree. State something similar in imperial units.

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                                    And isn't 1kg of water 1L? And 1L is 1000 cubic cm? So a 10x10x10 cube?

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                                    • flamekebab@piefed.socialF [email protected]

                                      I wish we had a metric inch because the fuzziness can be useful.
                                      "How small do you need these veggies diced?"
                                      "2.5cm ish" vs. "about an inch"

                                      I feel like the implied margin of error is much larger for inches, which make them useful for many things where precision isn't necessarily desirable (hemming, wargaming, moving furniture, etc..). If I'm wargaming having a limit on rounding is useful (half an inch - either round up or down), assuming I'm playing at a scale that uses inches.

                                      Feet I have no use for, with one exception - adult human height between 5' 2" and 6' 2". There I find metric too precise (whereas to the nearest inch accounts for variance in sole thickness, hair volume, etc.).

                                      I wasn't raised on imperial (and I'm baffled that people younger than me in the UK still talk about stones. Sixteen stone is fat, sure, but I've no idea how fat if not told in kilos) but I find inches to have their uses.

                                      Also miles for cars - because common speeds are ~60 and ~30 mph so a road sign effectively gives the time to arrival (e.g. 13 miles on a motorway = about 13 minutes). I don't use them for actually measuring distance on a map but they're handy when driving.

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                                      We kind of do have metric inches, insofar as machinists work in 'thou's (thousands of an inch)
                                      But that's kind of specialist

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                                        What the heck does this mean? Is the number 5280 just painted all over billboards in Denver?

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                                        Sounds like they take their distances pretty seriously over there in the mile-high city

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                                          People will say “one thousand kilometers”

                                          Will they though? I don't talk about distances that large anywhere near often enough to really need a shorthand for it, personally. Had to even look up what things are approximately 1000km apart to even know what to imagine it as (it's about the distance between Paris and Berlin).

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                                          Sweden is quite long, so talking about traveling>1 000 km is not uncommon, but here we have mil, which is equal to 10 km. So on my vacation I traveled 120 mil is more useful and common

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