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Everyone on the planet gets soul transplanted into their complete and total opposite. How fucked/blessed are you?

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    Opposite in which dimension?

    Consciousness? I'm not conscious, I don't care

    Wealth? I get rich, yay

    Happiness? I get sad, nooo

    Spacial position relative to Earth's core? Not sure exactly how, but probably dead in some way

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      Guess I'll find out what it's like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!

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        I think everyone is equally fucked/blessed in that scenario

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          Plot twist: you become the dumbest puppy alive

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          That'd be an absolute win. Belly rubs, treats everyone is in awe when you smile your dorky smile

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          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

            I think I might have just been shot and killed.

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            Checks out. Your blood is inside your body. His isn't anymore

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              a bit thin. pretty short. kinda dumb. kinda poor. youngish. single. no pets. far right. unemployed. illiterate. bad with computers. homeless. lesbian woman. shoeless. naked. long hair and pretty much zero body hair.

              Doesn't sound great but I could make it work.

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                Since I live a life of immense privilege now, pretty damn fucked.

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                  Hmm, I would be a male, short, fat, conservative, idle, angry, gay. I guess I'd get a 4chan account and a big truck I had to climb awkwardly into?

                  Would lose most of what I like about myself but not sure. On things where we are middle of population we would keep those? So unless wildly brilliant or gorgeous you would not end up terribly stupid or ugly, right?

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                    Luigi become Waluigi?

                    Oh no, children's hospitals are gonna be anakin'ed

                    And I'd be a raging nazi billionaire, nah fam, I'm out, fuck that shit.

                    (Do I still get to keep my memories and conscience?)

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                    Yes, you have the memories of the body that you have inhabited, but you also retain your original memories.

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                      Well, I'm mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I'm probably "smarter" than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.

                      So I'd be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I'd be set for life and quite happy.

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                        I don't have a soul, so probably I remain the same.

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                          So I get to be an unemployed Chinese woman with high financial needs. I don't see this ending well.

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                            Y’all guys would be fucked!

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                              You mean like mind-switched? What the fuck is a soul?

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                                I'm now a very low-level Western European "right-wing" political influencer? I guess I could turn the lights on in some brains and kickstart some hearts in that community, idk?

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                                  So now I'm a black woman, am tiny but have a great metabolism and look fit without having to exercise. I've a healthy body and do not believe in therapy therefore I don't have any mental issues. I love my parents and love spending time with them. I hate gaming and anime but am crippling addicted to cigarrettes & alcohol. I don't question myself and don't have an inner monologue. I'm loud and have to allways tell everyone what I think and will debate my opinion for hours even if I'm wrong. I'm horny for money and love capitalism, for the right amount I would sell my own kids. When voting I always vote conservative and when I'm not sure what to vote, I vote the opposite to what the labour party suggests.
                                  I'm queer but I hate wokeness as it's against the way of Jesus. I don't believe in sex before marriage therefore I married some guy because of his money (love is optional in a relationship) and I have at least 4 kids with him. He also beats me and I support his descission as I'm convinced it's a mans duty to discipline his woman.

                                  All in all I would be a pleasure to be arround with /s

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                                    Finally peaceful governments? Fantastic.

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                                      I would be "Ymmel nav Loser". I'd think I'm actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and... that spot.

                                      Even though I'm already fucked, let's just say I would be even more fucked.

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                                        Nothing would change because souls don't exist.

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                                          Perfectly fit, healthy, six pack abs a penis most women find attractive, a full head of hair and a million dollar bank account?

                                          Fuck it, I'm in.

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