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You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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    I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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      I ask my best friend for $40.

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        How you were moving in your loving family

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        "loving family"

        Oh honey...

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          Sell Pokemon stupid cheap

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            sell tickets to an explosive event. then just keep the money.

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            • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

              Damn that sucks, all y'all unemployed?

              I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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              You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

              damn that's like a full day for me.

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                You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                damn that's like a full day for me.

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                Practise harder!

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                  You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                  damn that's like a full day for me.

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                  Y’all are answering emails?!

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                  • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                    Y’all are answering emails?!

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                    Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.

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                      Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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                        You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

                        damn that's like a full day for me.

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                        That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.

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                          So $13.33/h?

                          That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                            So $13.33/h?

                            That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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                            Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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                              Work for 1.5 hours and take a nap.

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                                Before or after tax?

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                                  Go to a cash dispenser

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                                    Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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                                      Go to a cash dispenser

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                                      Can you grab some for me, too, while you're there?

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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                                        Hell of an hourly rate, unless you're wildly attentive.

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                                          I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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