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    I love the calm before the storm.

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      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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      Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol

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        long walk
        1.71 miles

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          long walk
          1.71 miles

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          when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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            object-oriented programmer?

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            Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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              Out Of Poop

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              Out Of Paper, toilet

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                Ah returnee's release.

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                I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                  I've always called it HTS.....Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                  In my language it's known as "key incontinence", from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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                    Never ruin a good story with facts

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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                      I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                      When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                        The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                          The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                          This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                            long walk
                            1.71 miles

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                            Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                              I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                              When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                              I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                                long walk
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                                When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can't even fart.

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