Why is today "rature day"?
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Some one read a book somewhere, did some shitty maths without converting ye oldy calendars with modern calendars and decided today was the day it all ends.
But it won't, every rapture day has been a lie.
What do you mean? Every rapture day has been absolutely true. We've been raptured many times so far, like every other year.
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
Today is just Tuesday, you have been misinformed.
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Some one read a book somewhere, did some shitty maths without converting ye oldy calendars with modern calendars and decided today was the day it all ends.
But it won't, every rapture day has been a lie.
How do you know? Maybe all the true Christians really did get raptured, and that number just happens to be zero. This kind of does seem like hell on earth.
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
A South African pastor had a dream and God told him the rapture was today. He posted and it went viral.
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The vermin rats are having a party on "rature" day. Buy them some cheese.
yes-yes. Honor the great horned rat, by offer-giving cheese, man-thing!
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Today is just Tuesday, you have been misinformed.
That's the day M. Bison came to my village!
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I just hope none of these people are stupid enoigh to commit mass suicide with their families... I've seen some tik toks of Karens talking about how they did not send their kids to school today... I really hope none of them harms their kids.
If they actually believe that bullshit, chances are pretty good they're already harming their kids psychologically at the very least.
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Today is just Tuesday, you have been misinformed.
Wednesday here, no rapture. Surprise surprise.
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We watch if Australia goes offline then we know the hour.
Aah Y2K-Bug memories
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
My wife told me about this last night, just another doomsday cult pulling a date out of their ass... Not sure which one.
Google says:
Oh, fucking TikTok... naturally.
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Some one read a book somewhere, did some shitty maths without converting ye oldy calendars with modern calendars and decided today was the day it all ends.
But it won't, every rapture day has been a lie.
THE END IS NEAR!
^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Today is the Day of Trumpets, which happened to be the day Messiah Yeshua returns in the future, after some things happen. This Jesuit hype happens every year, and they (the Jesuits) will eventually stage a fake Rapture and traumatize those who didn't "make it"... if they hadn't faked a Rapture already.
One more piece of proof is that the term "Rapture" is nowhere found in the Scriptures. People being taken up has to do specifically with something else entirely (I don't remember it off the top of my head right now). This is from my producer's research on the matter, which I attempted to verify myself.
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I just hope none of these people are stupid enoigh to commit mass suicide with their families... I've seen some tik toks of Karens talking about how they did not send their kids to school today... I really hope none of them harms their kids.
I've heard that in some places Facebook marketplace is really busy as they're dumping all physical possessions.
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
It's not. They did the same thing about 5 months ago. I have a religious friend and that was all the talk. Then when it didn't happen, they claimed it wasn't the right time.
Essentially, they have zero clue when it will be (because it doesn't exist) and they continue to make up excuses for why it hasn't happened. Religious people do some mental gymnastics that is hard for the non-religious person to understand.
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
Because religious people are stupid and easily manipulated. Hence why they are religious to begin with.
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THE END IS NEAR!
^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^
All Hail Zorp!
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I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?
Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.
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Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.
Hail Zorp!
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you'll find out at 2:00PM PST
Well, shit, I knew I shouldn't have disabled push notifications...
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Today is the Day of Trumpets, which happened to be the day Messiah Yeshua returns in the future, after some things happen. This Jesuit hype happens every year, and they (the Jesuits) will eventually stage a fake Rapture and traumatize those who didn't "make it"... if they hadn't faked a Rapture already.
One more piece of proof is that the term "Rapture" is nowhere found in the Scriptures. People being taken up has to do specifically with something else entirely (I don't remember it off the top of my head right now). This is from my producer's research on the matter, which I attempted to verify myself.
Yeah, the whole idea of the Rapture is extra-Biblical. Invented in 1830 by John Nelson Darby.
