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Why is today "rature day"?

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    Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.

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    Better get your checkbooks ready!!

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      I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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      Got me, I only heard about it yesterday

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        I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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        It's not. It happened in 1988.

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          It's not. It happened in 1988.

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          I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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            It's not. They did the same thing about 5 months ago. I have a religious friend and that was all the talk. Then when it didn't happen, they claimed it wasn't the right time.

            Essentially, they have zero clue when it will be (because it doesn't exist) and they continue to make up excuses for why it hasn't happened. Religious people do some mental gymnastics that is hard for the non-religious person to understand.

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            Fun fact: The bible says that only God knows when the world will end, so everyone that says they know when it ends is technically comitting sacrilege.

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              I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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              It did you just didn't get taken.

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                I am out of the loop. How did today become rapture day? I am having family members being silly about this. How did this even start?

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                They've been making apocalyptic predictions at least since John the Baptist. Eventually they'll get it right, they just might need a few hundred more guesses.

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                  It did you just didn't get taken.

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                  Nor did anyone else.

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                    Nor did anyone else.

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                    Yep why we are living through hell now.

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                      THE END IS NEAR!

                      ^(what exactly is ending is subject to interpretation)^

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                      The end is near, for a given value of "near."

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                        I thought it happened some December day in 2012?

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                        Earth's timeline went terminal on July 5th, 1998.

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                          Better get your checkbooks ready!!

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                          I’ve been carving flutes for the last six weeks.

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                            Yep why we are living through hell now.

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                            Before we were just living through hell for fun

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