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I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎

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  • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

    Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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    Don't leave us hanging bro, we are down bad for more of that excellence and you're just teasing us!

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    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

      Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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      #3

      I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

      Turns out I’m not remotely funny

      Edit:

      Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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      • G [email protected]

        I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

        Turns out I’m not remotely funny

        Edit:

        Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

        xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX This user is from outside of this forum
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        I will have to try this!!

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          Don't leave us hanging bro, we are down bad for more of that excellence and you're just teasing us!

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          Sorry, the joke is company property

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          • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

            Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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            My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.

            I refuse to elaborate further.

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            • G [email protected]

              I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

              Turns out I’m not remotely funny

              Edit:

              Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

              noxypaws@pawb.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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              I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

              Turns out I’m not remotely funny

              standing ovation

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              • G [email protected]

                I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

                Turns out I’m not remotely funny

                Edit:

                Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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                #8

                "remotely" funny you say?

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                • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                  I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

                  Turns out I’m not remotely funny

                  standing ovation

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                  Can't stand up when remote working

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                    My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.

                    I refuse to elaborate further.

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                    Football joke?

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                    • G [email protected]

                      I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

                      Turns out I’m not remotely funny

                      Edit:

                      Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

                      fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #11

                      I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

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                      • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

                        Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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                        "anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"

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                        • fenririii@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                          I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

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                            Football joke?

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                            You both work at the same Applebees?

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                              Can't stand up when remote working

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                              Maybe you should put on pants.

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                              • G [email protected]

                                I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

                                Turns out I’m not remotely funny

                                Edit:

                                Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

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                                They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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                                • lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caL [email protected]

                                  Maybe you should put on pants.

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                                  Way to ruin WFH

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                                    Sorry, the joke is company property

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                                    My boss makes a dollar
                                    and I just a dime
                                    that's why I post jokes
                                    on company time

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                                      Sorry, the joke is company property

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                                      I'm going to rage against the machine if you don't unionize and take the power back

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                                        "remotely" funny you say?

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                                          They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

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                                          Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.

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