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I broke my hip bone a month ago and have to be robocop for the rest of my life... Can't imagine the pain this person felt.

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      Oh look. They pooped their femur!

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        Gently apply warm water on the affected area

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          New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

          And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

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            Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You'll be fiiiiiine.

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              No fixing stupid. Seeing this every now and then.

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                New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

                And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

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                tell me you're american without telling me you're american

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                  Hell, I bruised my hip bone once at a martial arts seminar. The next-level pain I felt from just that make me worry for when I'm dumber/older and need a replacement.

                  Looking at trending, it's 50-50 I'll be fine into my 80s or be 4-joints-bionic by 70. Nothing in-between.

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                    tell me you're american without telling me you're american

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                    Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?

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                      New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

                      And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

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                      How the fuck do you win that lawsuit? I really want to hear their arguments.

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                        They should try The McGill Big 3

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                          So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

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                            How the fuck do you win that lawsuit? I really want to hear their arguments.

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                            Did he win or did they settle?

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                              Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

                              Don't fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you're in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag????

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                                Of the many broken bones I've had, a snapped femur is one. The damage it did means I'm never walking without a limp or running at nearly the pace I could. All it did was compound above the knee. This is permanent massive life changing damage. That bone absolutely destroys all the critical muscle groups, blood vessels, and massive nervous system that flows down to your lower half.

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                                  So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

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                                  Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole...

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                                    That’s just dislocated.

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                                      Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

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                                        If I recall from seeing the original article, it actually made a new butthole.

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                                          Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?

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                                          Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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