Now that's a premise!
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Almost the plot of Howl's Moving Castle
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We can call it Headless Over Heels
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A werewolf romcom that would put money into CG anthropomorphic wolves would do well
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A couple days ago someone said the same thing. This was my suggestion:
Lilith, a witch that lives in fast-paced New York, is also a passionate pumpkin carver. To harvest the best crop of mugwort she knows, she returns home to the town of Spooksville. As the autumn leaves turn, she meets Jake, the town’s charming ghost tour guide, at the annual Haunted House contest. Lilith needs 100% organic mugwort grown on a south-facing slope in well-draining soil. First small twist- turns out the perfect crop she needs is on Jake’s back 40 and he finds her plucking mugwort leaves while driving around on a tractor harvesting his own sweaty abs in an open sleeveless orange and black snap-up plaid cowboy shirt.
Jake helps her harvest the mugwort and she helps him remove a curse put on him by a terrible ex-GF. She decides to stay through Halloween to see the town pumpkin carving competition. As Jake and Lilith navigate spooky pranks and unexpected feelings, they uncover a trio of magical pumpkins that grant wishes. They have a trio of celebrity voices and have to agree on a wish to grant it: Rob Schneider, Hugh Grant, and Reese Witherspoon. Lilith wishes that Jake would love her, but a pumpkin says “We cannot grant a wish that is already fulfilled!” It turns out the ex-GF curse was to harden his heart, so all he did was be terminally online posting AI slop on Twitter and now he wants to take Lilith out to dinner. They kiss and go make like 32 babies in some cracker-ass podunk town and listen to country music and whatever else is at the end of a Hallmark movie.
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Are older, conservative women whose children won't talk to them anymore interested in Halloween movies?
Or are you suggesting Hallmark should try to expand their market reach?
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A couple days ago someone said the same thing. This was my suggestion:
Lilith, a witch that lives in fast-paced New York, is also a passionate pumpkin carver. To harvest the best crop of mugwort she knows, she returns home to the town of Spooksville. As the autumn leaves turn, she meets Jake, the town’s charming ghost tour guide, at the annual Haunted House contest. Lilith needs 100% organic mugwort grown on a south-facing slope in well-draining soil. First small twist- turns out the perfect crop she needs is on Jake’s back 40 and he finds her plucking mugwort leaves while driving around on a tractor harvesting his own sweaty abs in an open sleeveless orange and black snap-up plaid cowboy shirt.
Jake helps her harvest the mugwort and she helps him remove a curse put on him by a terrible ex-GF. She decides to stay through Halloween to see the town pumpkin carving competition. As Jake and Lilith navigate spooky pranks and unexpected feelings, they uncover a trio of magical pumpkins that grant wishes. They have a trio of celebrity voices and have to agree on a wish to grant it: Rob Schneider, Hugh Grant, and Reese Witherspoon. Lilith wishes that Jake would love her, but a pumpkin says “We cannot grant a wish that is already fulfilled!” It turns out the ex-GF curse was to harden his heart, so all he did was be terminally online posting AI slop on Twitter and now he wants to take Lilith out to dinner. They kiss and go make like 32 babies in some cracker-ass podunk town and listen to country music and whatever else is at the end of a Hallmark movie.
This comment is so good it should be a meme
