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Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

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      Hit as in "have sex" or as in "hit?" 😕

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        Hit as in "have sex" or as in "hit?" 😕

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        Pretty sure they were going for the former, but I also wouldn't put it past anyone who would actually wear this shirt in public to do the latter.

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          i cant defend the display, but i can respect the intent.

          to each his own

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            Hit as in "have sex" or as in "hit?" 😕

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            Obviously "have sex." There really is no room for interpretation error with this one.

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              I wouldn't wear it but I see nothing wrong with it. It's funny....I don't think it's dumb unless you like wear it to a job interview or something. Ya'll need to lighten the fuck up.

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                I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn't a shitpost.

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                  Pretty sure they were going for the former, but I also wouldn't put it past anyone who would actually wear this shirt in public to do the latter.

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                  Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

                  I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

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                      Feminism out of control. Women don't enjoy sex. That's a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.

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                        I had the great honor of giving this post its 69th upvote.

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                          I wouldn't wear it but I see nothing wrong with it. It's funny....I don't think it's dumb unless you like wear it to a job interview or something. Ya'll need to lighten the fuck up.

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                          Its a little tacky with the redneck speak, but i have no problem with a version in my local dialect.

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                            I had the great honor of giving this post its 69th upvote.

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                            I'll 420 blaze to that brother.

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                              Feminism out of control. Women don't enjoy sex. That's a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.

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                              Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.

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                                Is that the CLIT Commander!?

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                                  Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.

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                                  That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

                                  A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else.
                                  She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

                                  “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

                                  “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

                                  So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

                                  One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

                                  “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

                                  “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

                                  “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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                                    That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

                                    A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else.
                                    She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

                                    “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

                                    “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

                                    So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

                                    One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

                                    “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

                                    “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

                                    “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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                                    Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up.

                                    Two of them have a stroke and the third couldn’t reach.

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                                      Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

                                      some anticlitoral hate speech right there. clitoralists should be free to celebrate their faith openly just like any other religion, get fucked for being mean. at least the thing they worship actually exists.

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                                        That's dark. It reminds me of a story.

                                        A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else.
                                        She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

                                        “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

                                        “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

                                        So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

                                        One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

                                        “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

                                        “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

                                        “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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                                        First old lady sits down on the other side. "She's got two hands, don't she?"

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                                          Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like guys that hit their wives are also less likely to go down on them.

                                          I honestly don't understand why guys dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

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                                          guys don't like it because they're misogynists or gay, i struggle to see any other option

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