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I dont even know where my shit is.

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      That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever.

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        Get your poop in a pile summer.

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          I know where mine is. Constipation is no joke

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            She would think someone stole my identity.

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              She would think someone stole my identity.

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              “All right, Mx. Pudutr0n, I just need your last name.”

              “I don’t know.”

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                “All right, Mx. Pudutr0n, I just need your last name.”

                “I don’t know.”

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                I'm sure I have it written down somewhere.

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                  Your shit is apart, and it's rather unbecoming of a cop and a human being. It's supposed to be the opposite of that: together. Compressed in a small area. To achieve a solid level of shit-compression, squeeze your butt-cheeks together for 30 minutes. Do something similar with the two hemispheres of your brain. Talk to people, maybe that will help.

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                    Getting my shit together? You can't eat that.

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