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      itches hands sympathetically

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        This image sounds like the DK Rap

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          Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆

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            I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

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              I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.

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              There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.

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                Evolution worked so hard there.

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                  Nice sweater

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                    There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.

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                    That might’ve just been Bigfoot.

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                      That might’ve just been Bigfoot.

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                      I'm reasonably sure they call themselves "bears".

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                        This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.

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                          Iirc wasn't this the guy who posted to reddit like "I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do"?

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                            Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?

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                              I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.

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                                I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.

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                                Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.

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                                  Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

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                                    Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?

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                                    Technically, yes.

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                                      Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.

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                                        Technically, yes.

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                                        Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.

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                                          Monchhichi!

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